Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 353

funka · May 9th, 2015, 08:41 PM

" I don`t get it. He has sex with me, but he won`t be my facebook friend. "

**Mal Hombre** · May 10th, 2015, 02:50 PM

“At that crisis, I ordered the bayonet, the word was enough.It ran like fire along the line, from man to man, and rose into a shout, with which they sprang forward upon the enemy, now not 30 yards away."
Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain.

MaxJoker · May 13th, 2015, 12:02 PM

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

~ Norm Crosby

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

~ Isaac Asimov

If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.

~ Wilson Mizner

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

~ Dave Barry

Let`s hope these guys are wearing their brown pants .

~ Deadpool

MaxJoker · May 16th, 2015, 05:20 PM

Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.

~ John Wooden

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

~ Elayne Boosler

**Mal Hombre** · May 16th, 2015, 05:29 PM

“To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels.”
― Clive Barker

funka · May 20th, 2015, 09:17 PM

" I don`t like surprises ".

**mizlaplan** · May 21st, 2015, 11:15 PM

The successful evacuation of tens of thousands of troops from Dunkirk in late-May to early-June is being celebrated and re-enacted:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32821805
Good stuff

But to put it into perspective, here's a quote from Spike Milligan (warning, no asterisk alert).
Gunner Milligan met one of the vets who'd been evacuated and asked him to describe what had happened, what was it like?
Here's the reply:
"Like son? It was a fuckup, a highly successful fuckup."

**Mal Hombre** · May 25th, 2015, 05:20 PM

You were the one they used against us, Bruce.
The one who played it rough.
When the noise started from the parents’ groups, and the sub-committee called us in for questioning, you were the one who laughed that scary laugh of yours.
“Sure we’re criminals,” you said. “We’ve always been criminals. We have to be criminals.”
The Dark Knight Returns,Frank Miller

**rotobott** · May 25th, 2015, 05:45 PM

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel - Homer Simpson

**Tmee2020** · May 27th, 2015, 06:26 AM

“We learn from history that we do not learn from history”

or

“What experience and history teaches us is that people and governments have never learned anything from history, or acted on principles deduced from it.”

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Also quoted by Shaw~

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelio

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history and that man can never learn anything from history.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

May 9th, 2015, 08:41 PM	#3521
funka Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Oslo. Norway. Posts: 236 Thanks: 7,197 Thanked 24,727 Times in 230 Posts	" I don`t get it. He has sex with me, but he won`t be my facebook friend. " __________________ Spadla Z Oblakov.

May 10th, 2015, 02:50 PM	#3522
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,632 Times in 57,558 Posts	“At that crisis, I ordered the bayonet, the word was enough.It ran like fire along the line, from man to man, and rose into a shout, with which they sprang forward upon the enemy, now not 30 yards away." Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 13th, 2015, 12:02 PM	#3523
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty. ~ Norm Crosby Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. ~ Isaac Asimov If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. ~ Wilson Mizner Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. ~ Dave Barry Let`s hope these guys are wearing their brown pants . ~ Deadpool __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 16th, 2015, 05:20 PM	#3524
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out. ~ John Wooden I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~ Elayne Boosler __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 16th, 2015, 05:29 PM	#3525
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,632 Times in 57,558 Posts	“To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels.” ― Clive Barker __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 20th, 2015, 09:17 PM	#3526
funka Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Oslo. Norway. Posts: 236 Thanks: 7,197 Thanked 24,727 Times in 230 Posts	" I don`t like surprises ". __________________ Spadla Z Oblakov.

May 21st, 2015, 11:15 PM	#3527
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,981 Thanked 31,897 Times in 2,528 Posts	The successful evacuation of tens of thousands of troops from Dunkirk in late-May to early-June is being celebrated and re-enacted: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32821805 Good stuff But to put it into perspective, here's a quote from Spike Milligan (warning, no asterisk alert). Gunner Milligan met one of the vets who'd been evacuated and asked him to describe what had happened, what was it like? Here's the reply: "Like son? It was a fuckup, a highly successful fuckup." __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust.

May 25th, 2015, 05:20 PM	#3528
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,632 Times in 57,558 Posts	Go To Hell,Assleck! You were the one they used against us, Bruce. The one who played it rough. When the noise started from the parents’ groups, and the sub-committee called us in for questioning, you were the one who laughed that scary laugh of yours. “Sure we’re criminals,” you said. “We’ve always been criminals. We have to be criminals.” The Dark Knight Returns,Frank Miller __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 25th, 2015, 05:45 PM	#3529
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,103 Thanks: 174,766 Thanked 634,543 Times in 31,424 Posts	Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel - Homer Simpson

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