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Old 03-17-2017, 07:48 AM   #4081
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Old 03-17-2017, 10:06 PM   #4082
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Old 03-17-2017, 10:50 PM   #4083
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"It's always better to talk to one another than about one another."
German chancellor Angela Merkel while visiting a certain D. Trump Esq.
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"It's always better to talk to one another than about one another."
German chancellor Angela Merkel while visiting a certain D. Trump Esq.
Adding "Esq." to that name is an insult to greedy, blood-thirsty, penny-pinching lawyers around the world.
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Old 03-18-2017, 05:41 PM   #4086
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Adding "Esq." to that name is an insult to greedy, blood-thirsty, penny-pinching lawyers around the world.
I recall a mentor of Mr Trump was the late Roy Cohn a controversial firebrand lawyer whose philosophy was said to be: "ALWAYS deny, never settle, always countersue."

But I digress.....




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Old 03-19-2017, 12:35 AM   #4087
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Shall live.
That the world of animals
And the world of men
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On being told that Calvin Coolidge was dead, Dorothy Parker said:

"How can they tell?"


I love that one !!
One of my favourites too. I remember first reading it back in the late 70s in, I think, John Keats' biography of Dorothy Parker "You Might As Well Live". Or it may have been one of Jonathan Green's many anthologies of quotations.

Anyway, Mrs Parker's zinger was quickly up-zingered with

"He had an erection".

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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, but make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating, and yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

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If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster and treat those two impostors just the same;
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Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, and stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings and risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings and never breathe a word about your loss;
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And so hold on when there is nothing in you except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

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