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Old 02-14-2017, 02:10 PM   #4061
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Kent Brockman: "The weather service has warned us to brace ourselves for the onslaught of Hurricane Barbara. And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale."
Marge Simpson: "It's true. But he shouldn't say it."
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A person can sing 'Amazing Grace' to the tune of Gilligan's Island theme song. Remember that "can" doesn't necessarily mean "should".

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Old 02-14-2017, 03:32 PM   #4062
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Movie quote from Sam Peckinpah's The Wild Bunch (1969)

Pike Bishop (William Holden) & members of his gang have burst into a bank and while the initial shock settles for the customers & bank employees he says......

If they move.............kill 'em.
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Old 02-14-2017, 06:45 PM   #4064
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"This is the internal affair of the Americans, the internal affair of the Trump administration,It's nothing to do with us."
The Kremlin's straight faced response to Mike Flynn's resignation..
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Old 02-14-2017, 10:44 PM   #4065
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Star Trek Beyond (2016)

McCoy: [after removing shrapnel from Spock] Yeah, they say it hurts less if it's a surprise.

Spock: If I may adopt a parlance with which you are familiar, I can confirm that theory to be horseshit.
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Voiceover: Lost your Dad?
Orphan: Uh-huh
Voiceover: He's not coming back is he?
Orphan: He might!
Voiceover: Noo, he's not.

"I hate lying to your Mother, it's just the best way to keep her from knowing the truth." - Peter Griffin
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"People say revenge is sweet. They also say revenge is a dish best served cold. So revenge is ice cream, yaaaay." - Jimmy Carr

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The renegade android ("replicant") Roy Batty, played by Rutger Hauer, confronting the scientist that designed his eyes, while on a quest to find someone capable of extending the replicants' 4-year life span:

"If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes."
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