The corrupt a wish game - Page 323

Bill derBerg · December 17th, 2016, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

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I wish for an interplanetary spaceship, so I could fly to Mars and be the first man to set foot on it.

Granted. However, you didn't wish for a crew or the ability to fly an interstellar ship. Too bad chumly cuz you is headed for an adventure! Unable to guide your ship you end up in the nether regions of space where only old tv shows and radio signals go. That is until you run into the Grob, resistance is futile you will be butt sexed. Or as they say "Ass-simulated doll face". They learned their English from Mickey Spillane movies. Just when you've given up hope of freedom and ever sitting down without screaming, you and the Grob are captured by the Ramseys. A gang of interstellar chefs who wander the galaxy screaming obscenities at everyone and making them eat hospital food. Luckily, all that Grob butt sexing has made you immortal so this can go on forever.

I wish Arianna Grande would admit she's an auto tuned no talent fig and send me all the money she has earned.

**ruffroundedges** · December 18th, 2016, 04:24 AM

Granted!!!!!!!! No contest. Unfortunately for you she already sank all her capital into Basket Weavers Incorporated and you receive enough to buy a Happy Meal without the toy.

I wish I could write a ballad that made all the women tear up with joy when they heard me sing and play it.

**Sir Honkers** · December 18th, 2016, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ruffroundedges

I wish I could write a ballad that made all the women tear up with joy when they heard me sing and play it.

Granted...although why you'd wish to write a ballad that made them feel all warm and fuzzy rather than one that made them feel horny as all fcuk I won't speculate on.
I wish my dreams of being a Rock God had come true.

**trailmaster** · December 18th, 2016, 10:52 PM

Wish granted. You are now a rock god on the planet Excalpian:

I wish for no more winter ever in Chicago!!

**Sir Honkers** · December 19th, 2016, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wish for no more winter ever in Chicago!!

Granted. Chicago is forever more the city of balmy days and mild nights with the occasional gentle rain. Not that you get to enjoy it. FOR LO! I AM A WRATHFUL GOD! and in exchange for my benevolence I demand that Chicagoans offer you up unto me as a fiery sacrifice.
I wish my bandmates and I had achieved the R&R stardom we thought was just around the corner when we were seventeen.

**trailmaster** · December 19th, 2016, 10:29 PM

Wish granted, however, you did not learn your lesson the last time. When you mess with the timeline there are always catastrophes. You and your band are seventeen again, but you're not on Earth anymore. Instead you're on the planet known as Clatazuno and here 17 Earth years are equal to only 10 years.

Have fun kids!!

I wish I had wings like one of the X-Men, so I could soar like a bird.

Bill derBerg · December 20th, 2016, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

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I wish I had wings like one of the X-Men, so I could soar like a bird.

Granted. Hawkman yields his wings to you. This makes Hulk sad but he's an idiot and soon forgets why he's sad. However, VD Dude and Gonorrhea Girl have vowed revenge. Hawkman was a voyeur and when he watched them have sex he would get excited and flap his wings creating a nice breeze. Now he just makes annoying little arm pit fart noises. So if a beautiful woman keeps offering you mind blowing sex, turn her down because it's Gonorrhea Girl out to get revenge.

I wish some fool would believe my snow banks are actual banks and buy them from me.

**footstep** · December 20th, 2016, 11:21 AM

Granted.
But your stock is too little and you can't afford the commands I and all people interested bought.
So you finish as Goldman sachs and co.

I wish I invented a dream machine who allows you to choose yours!

**Sir Honkers** · December 20th, 2016, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by footstep

I wish I invented a dream machine who allows you to choose yours!

Granted. Have you never seen Forbidden Planet? You spend the rest of your days in abject terror, curled up in straight jacket, in a dark, dank room of a dilapidated mental asylum while the monsters from your id claw at the door.
I wish that chocolate snowballs, rum truffles, rum and raisin balls, gingerbread, pudding and custard and all the other Christmas goodies I eat a tad too much of, were healthy, lowered cholesterol levels and made you lose weight.

**trailmaster** · December 20th, 2016, 10:41 PM

Wish granted. All those goodies you love so much are now much lower in fat, cholesterol and sugar, but they still taste just as good, however, they have two ingredients that they did not have before. One is something that makes them addictive so you can't stop eating them, and something else that makes you start to lose weight. After eating these goodies for just a few days your weight has gone down by 20 pounds. You get afraid so you start eating much more of your regular food. Your stuffing yourself with giant pizzas, ten bottles of beer every day. Foot long hotdogs, and huge hamburgers with all the toppings, but still you're losing more than 10 pounds a day. After a few weeks you look like a concentration camp survivor. You weigh only 70 pounds. You're ribs show through your chest and you can hardly walk because of so much muscle loss. After a few more days you start to scream and fall to the ground, and your body just distintegrates into blood and bone dust.

I wish I was very rich and lived in a mansion filled with 20 bedrooms, and each bedroom would have a different beautiful huge breasted woman who would want to make bunny love to me. A different woman each night!!

December 18th, 2016, 04:24 AM	#3222
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December 18th, 2016, 10:52 PM	#3224
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,294 Times in 60,079 Posts	Wish granted. You are now a rock god on the planet Excalpian: I wish for no more winter ever in Chicago!! Last edited by trailmaster; June 20th, 2017 at 01:19 PM..

December 19th, 2016, 10:29 PM	#3226
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,294 Times in 60,079 Posts	Wish granted, however, you did not learn your lesson the last time. When you mess with the timeline there are always catastrophes. You and your band are seventeen again, but you're not on Earth anymore. Instead you're on the planet known as Clatazuno and here 17 Earth years are equal to only 10 years. Have fun kids!! I wish I had wings like one of the X-Men, so I could soar like a bird. Last edited by trailmaster; June 20th, 2017 at 01:18 PM..

December 20th, 2016, 11:21 AM	#3228
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	Granted. But your stock is too little and you can't afford the commands I and all people interested bought. So you finish as Goldman sachs and co. I wish I invented a dream machine who allows you to choose yours!

December 20th, 2016, 10:41 PM	#3230
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,294 Times in 60,079 Posts	Wish granted. All those goodies you love so much are now much lower in fat, cholesterol and sugar, but they still taste just as good, however, they have two ingredients that they did not have before. One is something that makes them addictive so you can't stop eating them, and something else that makes you start to lose weight. After eating these goodies for just a few days your weight has gone down by 20 pounds. You get afraid so you start eating much more of your regular food. Your stuffing yourself with giant pizzas, ten bottles of beer every day. Foot long hotdogs, and huge hamburgers with all the toppings, but still you're losing more than 10 pounds a day. After a few weeks you look like a concentration camp survivor. You weigh only 70 pounds. You're ribs show through your chest and you can hardly walk because of so much muscle loss. After a few more days you start to scream and fall to the ground, and your body just distintegrates into blood and bone dust. I wish I was very rich and lived in a mansion filled with 20 bedrooms, and each bedroom would have a different beautiful huge breasted woman who would want to make bunny love to me. A different woman each night!!