The Great Great Pizza Thread

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Most each and every day Monsignor Streeter




May an extra blunt extra hot pitchfork be waiting for her on the ninth level in Hell



By Gay Allah`s crusty over bummed arse
That`s a mighty amount of ham
Not so sure about the egg
But considering the balance appears to be six kilos of pork per egg , I could live with it




You don't know what you`re missing Trailblazer

Especially when the traditional pineapple is added

In fact that`s what they served during my several bar mitzvahs



Yeah right like I can help having a foreskin that regenerates

The house or flat you live in may have been built over an old World War 2 ordinance storage dump, and even now it has been leaking fumes of gun powder residue, gelignite, nobel 808, lead, thallium and other nasty stuff. your brain is turning to jelly.

[SanteeFats]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

If I went to Australia I might have to bring my own pizzas. Yours look quite awful!!. No one in America puts ham on pizza, Yuuuuuuuuch!!!

Wow didn't know you could speak for every one good for you.
Ummm many places offer Canadian bacon which to Americans is ham.

[SanteeFats]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I always look at Pizza ingredients this way, If an Italian puts something on a Pizza, it belongs on Pizza

Seen Italians do it, then I'll do it also.

So if an Italian laid his dick on one you would eat it???

[SanteeFats]

Now back to more pleasant posts.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

So if an Italian laid his dick on one you would eat it???

I wish you had Italian blood and was stupid enough to do that right here in my spare room where the computer is, then you'd find out if I would or wouldn't ..... but don't bet on it

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

The house or flat you live in may have been built over an old World War 2 ordinance storage dump, and even now it has been leaking fumes of gun powder residue, gelignite, nobel 808, lead, thallium and other nasty stuff. your brain is turning to jelly.

Heeeey do you mind
My current abode was built over an Indian burial site
Ok I say built
Had to flood the site first to pop me home on top.



Still wonder whether maybe I should have warned people first
Oh well.
No point crying over drowned mourners

Huh what`s behind The SS Max you don't ask



Why where I store me food and beer supplies of course



Keep the pizzas near the poop deck

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Heeeey do you mind
My current abode was built over an Indian burial site
Ok I say built
Had to flood the site first to pop me home on top.



Still wonder whether maybe I should have warned people first
Oh well.
No point crying over drowned mourners

Huh what`s behind The SS Max you don't ask



Why where I store me food and beer supplies of course



Keep the pizzas near the poop deck

You also store about 10,000 porno mags and videos in the stern storage lockers to use just in case all the porn on VEF suddenly gets erased or destroyed by hackers.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

just in case all the porn on VEF suddenly gets erased or destroyed by hackers.

Wash your mouth out
With a Hawaiian !
Pizza I mean



As ain't nothing bad never ever gonna happen to this here V.E.F of ours

[Baresfan]

Let's get back to pizza...

Mr. 01 - Miami Beach

[OldSchool47]

Originally Posted by Baresfan

Let's get back to pizza...

Mr. 01 - Miami Beach

"Your wish is my command."



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