What would you like as your epitaph ? - Page 7

smallblock · March 17th, 2010, 06:41 PM

I'd like people to tell the truth about me, my friend has promised to do this for me if I do the same for him.You hear everybody saying 'what a nice person he was', please tell it like is/was he was a grumpy old sod who had little time for people except his family.Something along those lines would do just fine thanks.

MaxJoker · March 17th, 2010, 06:49 PM

" Help .............. Running out of ..........Air "

**Forbin001** · March 17th, 2010, 10:02 PM

'If you cant be famous, be infamous'

**seany65** · March 18th, 2010, 02:48 AM

"I really wanted my last words to be profound and interesting, but all I could think of was 'euurgh'."

**Leprechaun** · March 18th, 2010, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

" Help .............. Running out of ..........Air "

"If you hear pawing under the ground,
it isn't a mouse that makes this sound!"

**knobby109** · March 18th, 2010, 02:19 PM

"Knobby 109.
1965 to 2125.
RIP"
Shot in bed by a jealous husband

pgpg · March 18th, 2010, 04:34 PM

in small print near the bottom of the stone, so people have to stand close and lean over to read it.

"You are standing on my balls"

Sparrows · March 18th, 2010, 04:45 PM

"In loving memory of Sparrows Aged 85,
Who was accidentally burned
By the explosion of a lamp filled with R.E. Danforth's
Non-explosive burning fluid."

arseface666 · March 18th, 2010, 05:42 PM

"Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?"

**slowdiver** · March 18th, 2010, 05:51 PM

Died deliberately the day before his retirement. Just to stick it to those who kept sneering at him for not having a pension.

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seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	"I really wanted my last words to be profound and interesting, but all I could think of was 'euurgh'." __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned. Last edited by seany65; April 15th, 2010 at 06:33 PM..

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March 17th, 2010, 06:41 PM	#61
smallblock Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Wales Posts: 102 Thanks: 18,089 Thanked 801 Times in 98 Posts	I'd like people to tell the truth about me, my friend has promised to do this for me if I do the same for him.You hear everybody saying 'what a nice person he was', please tell it like is/was he was a grumpy old sod who had little time for people except his family.Something along those lines would do just fine thanks.

March 18th, 2010, 02:19 PM	#66
knobby109 Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,736 Thanks: 144 Thanked 14,338 Times in 1,702 Posts	"Knobby 109. 1965 to 2125. RIP" Shot in bed by a jealous husband

March 18th, 2010, 04:34 PM	#67
pgpg Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 24 Thanks: 36 Thanked 214 Times in 21 Posts	in small print near the bottom of the stone, so people have to stand close and lean over to read it. "You are standing on my balls"

March 18th, 2010, 04:45 PM	#68
Sparrows Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 36 Thanks: 11 Thanked 248 Times in 33 Posts	"In loving memory of Sparrows Aged 85, Who was accidentally burned By the explosion of a lamp filled with R.E. Danforth's Non-explosive burning fluid."

March 18th, 2010, 05:42 PM	#69
arseface666 Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 75 Thanks: 120 Thanked 1,995 Times in 74 Posts	"Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?"