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October 14th, 2009, 09:14 PM	#1
MrHLayer Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Fantasy Island Posts: 16 Thanks: 188 Thanked 192 Times in 15 Posts	Would you buy furniture that was used in a porno film? Apologies if this question has been asked before... Having watched various scenes of couples copulating on everything from ironing boards to the kitchen sink, my mind starting wondering... Would you buy furniture that was used in a porno film? You find a nice couch at an unbelievably low price; it looks immaculate – almost brand new. The owner then tells you it was used in a porno film. You don't notice the (difficult to remove) stains, the fibres containing microscopic dried residue of bodily fluids, you just see a bargain. So, spotting a potential bargain, do you forget about it's previous life as a porn prop or do you go “Euuuuk, not for me, thanks!”, make your excuses and leave? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I'm with you Homer. Fight the power! Last edited by MrHLayer; October 14th, 2009 at 09:20 PM..

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