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September 22nd, 2016, 10:32 PM	#2841
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,811 Thanks: 281,799 Thanked 813,701 Times in 60,856 Posts	Stephen Hawking has stated that if aliens exist we need to find them before they find us. So who the hell has been probing me???

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September 23rd, 2016, 12:34 AM

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Whoa whoa whoa !

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Stephen Hawking has stated that if aliens exist we need to find them before they find us.

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Does he do anal?

Thanks, who is he?.

So who the hell has been probing me???

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Does he swallow?

You can star in Fire in the Sky 2 , the story of a fella living in Cali who was abducted by illegal aliens and probed vigorously

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Walk tall and carry a big stick, huh?

Damn Straight

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Damn Straight

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I hope i'm not barking up the wrong tree but does anyone know if there are any vintage porn forums for gay porn similar to this one? Thanks

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September 23rd, 2016, 04:42 PM	#2844
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That is an American made truck , that being said as that haircut definitely makes him an Aussie , unless of course if that is a mirror image then he is from Federative Republic of Brazil

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unless of course if that is a mirror image then he is from Federative Republic of Brazil

According to Einstein, everything is federative.

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Why not? If you can use your gerbils as a sex toy, why not your mouse?

http://www.break.com/picture/ugc/who...-gerbil-190311

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I'm not trying to be racialist, but that gerbil looks more like a hamster.

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I'm not trying to be racialist, but that gerbil looks more like a hamster.

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Some of us are offended!

We cater for all tastes

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