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Old July 27th, 2018, 08:33 AM   #5171
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Well in the old old days in Venice they wiped their asses with their left hand (no paper not even leaves) and did every thing right handed. So you fit right in.
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Old July 27th, 2018, 09:22 AM   #5172
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Old July 27th, 2018, 02:16 PM   #5173
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Darn that AntiJoker all miffed because Lihuan has currently posted more than than he`s thunked.

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Is thunked a real word ?
Isn't it the multi plural of thanked

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What does multi plural even mean ?
Ah blow it out your ass AntiJoker

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Hah you wish !
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Old July 27th, 2018, 03:13 PM   #5174
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Old July 28th, 2018, 02:31 PM   #5175
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Does anybody know who the original uploaders are ?
Yep .....



He uploads as payback for people illegally downloading his music

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I'll bet none of ya thought you'd read a post with him in it today ..... which brings me to his song "Steamy Windows" ...... That could be anal related
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I'll bet none of ya thought you'd read a post with him in it today ..... which brings me to his song "Steamy Windows" ...... That could be anal related
There better not be any anal related steam on my windows. As far as I know, they don't do anal.
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Old July 30th, 2018, 01:48 PM   #5177
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There better not be any anal related steam on my windows. As far as I know, they don't do anal.
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This is a fake, right guys? Anybody know who's tits these actually are?

Charles Bronsons ???
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Old July 30th, 2018, 02:49 PM   #5178
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Charles Bronsons ???
They're Jolene's. Dolly's taken it too far this time.
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What isn't it pornographic enough for you perverted lot

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