Do you guys masturbate? - Page 3

**billybunter** · September 29th, 2009, 10:36 AM

You're copying me Tab

Though I prefer Max Bygraves

**Leprechaun** · September 29th, 2009, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dohupa

Better than the real thing?

You're kidding right?

At least it's cheaper than the real thing.

Bob ß(°) (°)ßm · September 29th, 2009, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blondifan

An old friend of mine once said

"You're a fool to admit it, and a liar if you don't"

That's a good one to remember!

**tabler** · September 29th, 2009, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

You're copying me Tab

Though I prefer Max Bygraves

I know mate but I have to get Brucie into these 'threads

' I have made it my goal

**crazybikerme** · September 29th, 2009, 02:11 PM

They do say, 'Safe sex is in the palm of your hand.........'

**Staffsyeoman** · September 29th, 2009, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tamsmith

But what use is your left hand if not to.

Well, I write with mine....

....amongst other things

**labear79** · September 29th, 2009, 09:31 PM

no....never.

**tamsmith** · September 29th, 2009, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Staffsyeoman

Well, I write with mine....

....amongst other things

Sorry, no offence meant, but when I was at school we were told that everyone must write with their right hand. You got a couple of whacks if you didn't. More if you persisted.

The teacher used to say "right is good but left is wrong" and "all evil is from the left". His ideas could be Political due to the Cold War. But we learnt or suffered the pain.

Looking back he was a bloody good teacher and you did learn in his class

Political ideology or not the teacher in question served in Palestine after WW2 then Aden and married an Arab. So maybe she taught him about "left and right"??

Which is why I use my left.

Traxman · September 29th, 2009, 09:41 PM

Of course I jerk off, all men do.
And in case you're wondering about women, think about it, ever known a woman who doesn't own a vibrator?

There ain't nothing wrong with masturbation; never says no, never got a headache, never 'wrong time of the month'.

Anyone who says they don't are either lying or sad.

Biorgium · October 19th, 2009, 06:59 AM

For health reasons I use my right hand to induce orgasms in myself, but I've never tried out this masturbation thing that everybody talks about.

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billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	You're copying me Tab Though I prefer Max Bygraves

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Biorgium Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Pacific Canada Posts: 174 Thanks: 722 Thanked 1,956 Times in 176 Posts	For health reasons I use my right hand to induce orgasms in myself, but I've never tried out this masturbation thing that everybody talks about.