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September 28th, 2009, 01:47 PM | #1 |
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Do you guys masturbate?
With the exception of USENET newsgroups and web sites devoted to masturbation, there is great coyness about spanking the monkey on forums such as this one.
I suspect that a lage proportion do stroke themseleves but don't want to admit it. Why, I wonder. The question is, do you? And if so what kind of erotica do you use to enhance the experience? Do you use aids? Finally, yes I do! Have been doin' it for years and sometimes it's better than the real thing! |
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September 28th, 2009, 03:24 PM | #2 |
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Why do you wanna know?
Better than the real thing? You're kidding right?
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September 28th, 2009, 03:46 PM | #4 |
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Nah, I only registered to VEF so I could read all technical-threads. Ok, maybe few bad jokes too. I skip all full frontal nudity and "pornography", well at least most of it. I watch this "porn" only on research-purpose. Most of my time I use writing reports.
In fact in Finland we have a whole forum dedicated for masturbation, male and female, It has always been among ten most visited websites in Finland, we are pretty liberal here! There`s very popular threads like: "Who masturbates right now?" "How many times a day?" ,"DIY Fleshlight", "What music do you listen when masturbating?" "How much your penis grow in erection?" Etc. It`s very informative and funny place! |
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September 28th, 2009, 04:43 PM | #5 |
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I like the hands on approach,Of course I bash the bishop,spank the monkey and shake hands with the unemployed.
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Careful
It can make you go bland you know!
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September 28th, 2009, 06:04 PM | #7 |
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Well I dont have to get dressed up, have a shave, wine & dine, make small talk..... And that way I can try and supress the mental images of Bruce Forsythe...Ooooh Noooo, they are back BACK!!! ugh ugh ugh ooooh thats better,...light up cigarette!
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September 28th, 2009, 06:15 PM | #8 |
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September 28th, 2009, 06:48 PM | #9 |
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Why do you feel the need to reveal something which in essence is a private thing on a public forum? I wouldn't reveal something like that and I wouldn't comment against it either-horses for courses.
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