Do you guys masturbate?

Bob ß(°) (°)ßm · September 28th, 2009, 01:47 PM

With the exception of USENET newsgroups and web sites devoted to masturbation, there is great coyness about spanking the monkey on forums such as this one.

I suspect that a lage proportion do stroke themseleves but don't want to admit it. Why, I wonder.

The question is, do you? And if so what kind of erotica do you use to enhance the experience? Do you use aids?

Finally, yes I do! Have been doin' it for years and sometimes it's better than the real thing!

**dohupa** · September 28th, 2009, 03:24 PM

Why do you wanna know?

Better than the real thing?

You're kidding right?

roccoluvsjenna · September 28th, 2009, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob ß(°) (°)ßm

With the exception of USENET newsgroups and web sites devoted to masturbation, there is great coyness about spanking the monkey on forums such as this one.

I suspect that a lage proportion do stroke themseleves but don't want to admit it. Why, I wonder.

The question is, do you? And if so what kind of erotica do you use to enhance the experience? Do you use aids?

Finally, yes I do! Have been doin' it for years and sometimes it's better than the real thing!

Hell yes! Doesn't every guy (and girl!) do it? I tend to use girl/girl porn to enhance it, or imagine the times I've seen my wife with another woman as I do it. I've often come home from work to find Jen in bed, with a rabbit- I think she does it as much as I do!

**Futuro** · September 28th, 2009, 03:46 PM

Nah, I only registered to VEF so I could read all technical-threads. Ok, maybe few bad jokes too. I skip all full frontal nudity and "pornography", well at least most of it. I watch this "porn" only on research-purpose. Most of my time I use writing reports.

In fact in Finland we have a whole forum dedicated for masturbation, male and female, It has always been among ten most visited websites in Finland, we are pretty liberal here! There`s very popular threads like: "Who masturbates right now?" "How many times a day?" ,"DIY Fleshlight", "What music do you listen when masturbating?" "How much your penis grow in erection?"

Etc.
It`s very informative and funny place!

**Mal Hombre** · September 28th, 2009, 04:43 PM

I like the hands on approach,Of course I bash the bishop,spank the monkey and shake hands with the unemployed.

**handcircle** · September 28th, 2009, 04:56 PM

It can make you go bland you know!

**tabler** · September 28th, 2009, 06:04 PM

Well I dont have to get dressed up, have a shave, wine & dine, make small talk.....

And that way I can try and supress the mental images of Bruce Forsythe...Ooooh Noooo, they are back BACK!!! ugh ugh ugh ooooh thats better,...light up cigarette!

Bob ß(°) (°)ßm · September 28th, 2009, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by handcircle

It can make you go bland you know!

I have disproved that one

**Greenman** · September 28th, 2009, 06:48 PM

Why do you feel the need to reveal something which in essence is a private thing on a public forum? I wouldn't reveal something like that and I wouldn't comment against it either-horses for courses.

**rotobott** · September 28th, 2009, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenman

Why do you feel the need to reveal something which in essence is a private thing on a public forum? I wouldn't reveal something like that and I wouldn't comment against it either-horses for courses.

I suppose this is obligatory,so I might as well do it.

Don't stress Greenman they're just a bunch of w****ers.

September 28th, 2009, 01:47 PM	#1
Bob ß(°) (°)ßm Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 94 Thanks: 1,307 Thanked 2,529 Times in 165 Posts	Do you guys masturbate? With the exception of USENET newsgroups and web sites devoted to masturbation, there is great coyness about spanking the monkey on forums such as this one. I suspect that a lage proportion do stroke themseleves but don't want to admit it. Why, I wonder. The question is, do you? And if so what kind of erotica do you use to enhance the experience? Do you use aids? Finally, yes I do! Have been doin' it for years and sometimes it's better than the real thing!

September 28th, 2009, 03:24 PM	#2
dohupa Beer, porn and whatnot... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Athens Posts: 3,643 Thanks: 5,623 Thanked 73,135 Times in 3,245 Posts	Why do you wanna know? Better than the real thing? You're kidding right? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,632 Times in 57,558 Posts	I like the hands on approach,Of course I bash the bishop,spank the monkey and shake hands with the unemployed. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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handcircle Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Sitting at my Computer Posts: 472 Thanks: 13,264 Thanked 15,749 Times in 456 Posts	Careful It can make you go bland you know! __________________ Porn is what sex should be like! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,028 Thanks: 112,501 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	Well I dont have to get dressed up, have a shave, wine & dine, make small talk..... And that way I can try and supress the mental images of Bruce Forsythe...Ooooh Noooo, they are back BACK!!! ugh ugh ugh ooooh thats better,...light up cigarette! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!*

September 28th, 2009, 03:46 PM	#4
Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,664 Times in 1,899 Posts	Nah, I only registered to VEF so I could read all technical-threads. Ok, maybe few bad jokes too. I skip all full frontal nudity and "pornography", well at least most of it. I watch this "porn" only on research-purpose. Most of my time I use writing reports. In fact in Finland we have a whole forum dedicated for masturbation, male and female, It has always been among ten most visited websites in Finland, we are pretty liberal here! There`s very popular threads like: "Who masturbates right now?" "How many times a day?" ,"DIY Fleshlight", "What music do you listen when masturbating?" "How much your penis grow in erection?" Etc. It`s very informative and funny place!

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Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,504 Times in 19,356 Posts	Why do you feel the need to reveal something which in essence is a private thing on a public forum? I wouldn't reveal something like that and I wouldn't comment against it either-horses for courses. __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

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