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January 28th, 2012, 03:14 AM | #1 |
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The Biscuit Review Corner
Ever wanted a 'Top Gear' for biscuits?. Well, here it is!
Just as cars, holidays, phones, laptops, etc. are reviewed on strict criteria so that other customers can avoid intense and crushing disappointment, I've decided to do the same. So next time you go to double-dunk, you know whether the biscuit will take another dose of tea, or just give up and end up soggy at the bottom of the cup SO...
The biscuits can include any chocolate covered biscuit or wafer bars, but cakes and chocolate bars (ie. from the confectionary section) are exempt. Burtons Toffyp0ps Taste: 4/5 Texture: 4/5 Dunkability: 4/5 Normally overshadowed by it's better known cousin, the Jammie Dodger, The Toffypop is harder to find but infinitely more rewarding. A decent chocolate layer hides a substantial caramel center, all on a fairly crunchy biscuit base that despite being a little over sweet, can take quite a bit of tea-dunking without falling to bits. |
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January 28th, 2012, 05:26 PM | #2 |
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Just to go a little off topic I remember a good joke about biscuits which mentions favourite brands of the time from school.
What happened when a fight broke out in the biscuit tin? The BANDIT tied up the PENGUIN with a BLUE RIBAND and made his BREAKAWAY in a TAXI and ended up at his favourite CLUB
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September 21st, 2012, 01:21 AM | #4 |
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Is there anybody capable of explaining the popularity of Oreo Cookies. My mate who is the type of guts who walks up to the counter at McD and orders whetever is waiting on the warming tray and eats it standing back with me looking at the pictures to decide what to eat: that kind of guts. And me who had at least three half eatne packet of biscuits and a similar number of half eaten choc bars on his person at all times.. I bought some Oreo Cookies and we could not finish one between us. A black and white biscut? If you have never had one think of two charcoal briquettes held together with tiling grout but less pleasant.
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because milk chocolate is bulked up with the cheaper ingredients (milk and sugar) to the detriment of flavour, I go for dark chocolate McVities digestive. Not the easiest to find, but some people deny the existence of dark chocolate hobnobs/cadburys fingers.
And dark chocolate is healthier because of the crap taken out and contains lots of 'oids' wot is good fer us |
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This thread was much more tasteful when it ended silently on Greenmans' awful joke
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