Wank, Screw, or Get Blown?

**USBPepsi** · January 22nd, 2011, 06:08 AM

No, Wank, Screw, or Get Blown isn't a new game show (although it would make a heck of a title, don't you think?)

This is a topic (light) that has been on my mind for quite a while. Here is something I have often heard, particularly from men who have been married a long time: "I'd rather just wank (I put a little UK spin on that; over here they'd actually say "beat off") than have sex with my wife/girlfriend. It's a lot less work, and I usually come harder anyway."

<--- Usually said with that exact facial expression.

This, however, has not been my personal experience. Yes, I like a good no-strings wanking orgasm. I like one quite often, in fact. Yet when I actually have sex with my wife, my orgasm is a bit more powerful. When I get a blow job (a nice full one, of course, as opposed to that "This will get you warmed up" nonsense), I have my most powerful orgasm, one that makes my eyes want to cross and which leaves me semi-conscious and babbling afterward (slight exaggeration, but only slight).

I have given the matter quite a bit of thought. I used to think that powerful oral orgasms were probably just a result of how hard it is for many guys to get blow jobs from their partners. Since when it happens it feels like your birthday (and for some of you it is only on your birthday

), naturally you'd go nuts over it. However, about a decade ago I then dated a woman who was extremely generous with the oral sex. She loved to get it, and loved to give it. We were together two rough years (the sex was a lot better than the relationship). Even after all that time, however, whenever she'd blow me I'd still have a firehose orgasm, much stronger than what I got either screwing her or just tossing off. After that experience, I didn't know what to think, causality-wise.

So my listing would be as follows:
1. Blown
2. Screw
3. Wank

...even though I still don't have the exact cause nailed.

So the floor is open to discussion.

A) Which gives you the strongest orgasm, wanking, screwing, or getting blown?
B) What do you personally see as the reasoning?
C) In what order do your Big Three go?

[Note: since we're currently heading into the weekend, feel free to experiment before you answer, if you so choose. If necessary tell your partner it's all in the name of science. ]

sp1888 · January 22nd, 2011, 08:26 AM

for me, it would have to be self administered, for no other reason than i can control it, bring myself right to the edge and stay there as long as i can hold on (pardon the pun)

i'm not a fan of the quick relief toss so my average would be an hour or more

so i guess mine would be wanking (1), being blown (2), screwing (3), but that doesn't mean to say i don't enjoy the other options

**billybunter** · January 22nd, 2011, 08:59 AM

A good screw is hard to beat. But then so's a blow job or a wank. I bet in the universe there is a planet were all three are combined

**billybunter** · January 22nd, 2011, 10:07 AM

Sometimes I need a quick wank. And I mean quick! Pull out a mag or DVD and wank it out. I know what I like so I go for it.

y-hpassage · January 22nd, 2011, 11:17 AM

A good screw is by far the best !

However I must admit that viewing a pic of Sue makes me with an unstopping need for a wank :-)

Astatine · January 22nd, 2011, 11:26 AM

I'm with polartrade on this one. I react much more strongly when getting blown - and takes me longer to recover from - but a screw is stronger than a wank for me. I guess I'm just gregarious! Not sure why the blowjob has such a strong reaction for me. Maybe I like the submissiveness that it implies. Not sure I should probe that line of thought too deeply ...

**billybunter** · January 22nd, 2011, 11:50 AM

A blow job is great if it's done right. My Ex gave perfect BJ's, but everyone is different.

Estreeter · January 22nd, 2011, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

A good screw is hard to beat. But then so's a blow job or a wank. I bet in the universe there is a planet were all three are combined

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**Mal Hombre** · January 22nd, 2011, 12:45 PM

As long as it wasn't with the midget......Ze Plane Ze Plane !

**bawjaws** · January 22nd, 2011, 01:53 PM

Is this a new version of Paper, Scissors, Stone?

View Poll Results: How do you have your strongest orgasms?
Wanking	84	29.27%
Screwing	63	21.95%
Getting Blown	118	41.11%
Weird-Ass Tantric "Think About It And Blast Off" Powers	1	0.35%
When You Sneeze	2	0.70%
Watching Middle-Aged Women On Wheel of Fortune Scream "BIG MONEY! BIG MONEY!"	5	1.74%
What's An Orgasm?	14	4.88%
Voters: 287. You may not vote on this poll

January 22nd, 2011, 06:08 AM	#1
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,438 Times in 2,401 Posts	Wank, Screw, or Get Blown? No, Wank, Screw, or Get Blown isn't a new game show (although it would make a heck of a title, don't you think?) This is a topic (light) that has been on my mind for quite a while. Here is something I have often heard, particularly from men who have been married a long time: "I'd rather just wank (I put a little UK spin on that; over here they'd actually say "beat off") than have sex with my wife/girlfriend. It's a lot less work, and I usually come harder anyway." <--- Usually said with that exact facial expression. This, however, has not been my personal experience. Yes, I like a good no-strings wanking orgasm. I like one quite often, in fact. Yet when I actually have sex with my wife, my orgasm is a bit more powerful. When I get a blow job (a nice full one, of course, as opposed to that "This will get you warmed up" nonsense), I have my most powerful orgasm, one that makes my eyes want to cross and which leaves me semi-conscious and babbling afterward (slight exaggeration, but only slight). I have given the matter quite a bit of thought. I used to think that powerful oral orgasms were probably just a result of how hard it is for many guys to get blow jobs from their partners. Since when it happens it feels like your birthday (and for some of you it is only on your birthday ), naturally you'd go nuts over it. However, about a decade ago I then dated a woman who was extremely generous with the oral sex. She loved to get it, and loved to give it. We were together two rough years (the sex was a lot better than the relationship). Even after all that time, however, whenever she'd blow me I'd still have a firehose orgasm, much stronger than what I got either screwing her or just tossing off. After that experience, I didn't know what to think, causality-wise. So my listing would be as follows: 1. Blown 2. Screw 3. Wank ...even though I still don't have the exact cause nailed. So the floor is open to discussion. A) Which gives you the strongest orgasm, wanking, screwing, or getting blown? B) What do you personally see as the reasoning? C) In what order do your Big Three go? [Note: since we're currently heading into the weekend, feel free to experiment before you answer, if you so choose. If necessary tell your partner it's all in the name of science. ] __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy.

January 22nd, 2011, 08:59 AM	#3
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,380 Times in 14,171 Posts	A good screw is hard to beat. But then so's a blow job or a wank. I bet in the universe there is a planet were all three are combined __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 22nd, 2011, 10:07 AM	#4
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,380 Times in 14,171 Posts	Sometimes I need a quick wank. And I mean quick! Pull out a mag or DVD and wank it out. I know what I like so I go for it. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 22nd, 2011, 11:17 AM	#5
y-hpassage Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Toulouse Posts: 145 Thanks: 27,757 Thanked 8,330 Times in 247 Posts	A good screw is by far the best ! However I must admit that viewing a pic of Sue makes me with an unstopping need for a wank :-) __________________ I am bad and proud of being bad: all ladies should wear stockings and must have a hairy pussy :-)

January 22nd, 2011, 08:26 AM	#2
sp1888 Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 25 Thanks: 218 Thanked 112 Times in 15 Posts	for me, it would have to be self administered, for no other reason than i can control it, bring myself right to the edge and stay there as long as i can hold on (pardon the pun) i'm not a fan of the quick relief toss so my average would be an hour or more so i guess mine would be wanking (1), being blown (2), screwing (3), but that doesn't mean to say i don't enjoy the other options

January 22nd, 2011, 11:26 AM	#6
Astatine Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Where foreplay is taking your socks off Posts: 193 Thanks: 211 Thanked 1,840 Times in 179 Posts	I'm with polartrade on this one. I react much more strongly when getting blown - and takes me longer to recover from - but a screw is stronger than a wank for me. I guess I'm just gregarious! Not sure why the blowjob has such a strong reaction for me. Maybe I like the submissiveness that it implies. Not sure I should probe that line of thought too deeply ...

January 22nd, 2011, 11:50 AM	#7
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,380 Times in 14,171 Posts	A blow job is great if it's done right. My Ex gave perfect BJ's, but everyone is different. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 22nd, 2011, 12:45 PM	#9
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,198 Thanks: 773,367 Thanked 856,553 Times in 57,629 Posts	As long as it wasn't with the midget......Ze Plane Ze Plane ! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 22nd, 2011, 01:53 PM	#10
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 974 Thanks: 13,844 Thanked 12,986 Times in 960 Posts	Is this a new version of Paper, Scissors, Stone?