Grand Rear Admiral MaxJoker`s Non Conformist Confessional Church Thread - Page 61

**Old Jud** · September 5th, 2017, 04:04 PM

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost (two rounds please with butter and jam

)

I need to confess to a mortal and VERY EMBARRASSING sin. Now before you heartless buggers start casting stones in my direction do take in to consideration that at the time of my wayward actions I was YOUNG and a Student.

So what did I do that was so dreadful? Did I hang around Gents bogs dressed as a tart renting the old 'turd tunnel' out to chaps of a certain persuasion?
Nope, it was more embarrassing than that.

Did I use to hide behind bushes in the local park, and jump out in front of young mums 'wagging my tail' at them?
Again a resounding 'NO'......I used to be....('kin hell, this is embarrassing

)

Here goes.......I AM A FORMER SOCIALIST!
Yes I know, I can visualise certain members reading this and muttering under their breath 'I told you he was an arsehole'. Yeah, thanks for that.

Again, in my defence I can only say I was young, foolish, a student, and mostly intoxicated through the 70's.

Please forgive me and grant me your mercy, I have truly seen the light and shall never transgress again.

MaxJoker · September 5th, 2017, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Jud

Here goes.......I AM A FORMER SOCIALIST!

Jeremy ....
Is that you

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Originally Posted by Old Jud

Yes I know, I can visualise certain members reading this and muttering under their breath 'I told you he was an arsehole'.

What do you mean "Certain" members.
Try all.

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Originally Posted by Old Jud

Yeah, thanks for that.

Always aim to please , unless at a urinal expunging the piss

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Originally Posted by Old Jud

Again, in my defence I can only say I was young, foolish, a student, and mostly intoxicated through the 70's.

Nobody likes a boaster Jud

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Originally Posted by Old Jud

Please forgive me and grant me your mercy,

We shall , on one repetitive finger strain injury (Listen it`ll heal, though will your soul) causing condition.

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Originally Posted by Old Jud

I have truly seen the light and shall never transgress again.

Hmmm so you type and yet thine thee hath`n`t (It`s a real word

) deemed to thank (I said thank) every post on this here religious Icon (Butt enough about me) thread

Which is what you`ll be needing to do if thou doth not want to spend an eternity , at a table for two in vegetarian serving hell with only Greenie`s attic anecdotes for company

**Old Jud** · September 5th, 2017, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Jeremy ....
Is that you

What do you mean "Certain" members.
Try all.

Always aim to please , unless at a urinal expunging the piss

Nobody likes a boaster Jud

We shall , on one repetitive finger strain injury (Listen it`ll heal, though will your soul) causing condition.

Hmmm so you type and yet thine thee hath`n`t (It`s a real word

) deemed to thank (I said thank) every post on this here religious Icon (Butt enough about me) thread

Which is what you`ll be needing to do if thou doth not want to spend an eternity , at a table for two in vegetarian serving hell with only Greenie`s attic anecdotes for company

So in a nutshell i'm still in a pool of shit, i've just managed to make it to the shallow end Max?

**risen** · September 5th, 2017, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Jud

Here goes.......I AM A FORMER SOCIALIST!
Yes I know, I can visualise certain members reading this and muttering under their breath 'I told you he was an arsehole'. Yeah, thanks for that.

Jud, you've shamed me into confessing that I was once a member of the Revolutionary Socialist Students Federation. I was young and foolish then and we mostly looked like members of 'Man' in this YouTube https://youtu.be/FCW-rRK5hJo

Now I'm mainly old and foolish and somewhere to the right of Attila the Hun and Genghis Khan

MaxJoker · October 1st, 2017, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by risen

Now I'm mainly old and foolish and somewhere to the right of Attila the Hun and Genghis Khan

Ah , in other words a Conservative Liberal

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Originally Posted by Ninjaturtle

....so i pray to VEF gods as suddenly in bright light the holly Mal Hombre appeared. I asked him: "What is the purpose of my existance here in VEF?"
And the holly Mal answered: "Well (he took a big sip of he´s beer), to open the gates of VEF heaven you have to achieve the highest goal: get one Thanks from GM This is your holly mission

Goddamn

Fear not my son (Only in a biological sense) for tis`n`t impossible to get a rarer than rare

blessing from Saint Greenie .
Although granted first have to be the only compatible donor on the planet and his dialysis machine broken

**bubbs999** · October 10th, 2017, 04:44 AM

Our Father, ... I mean, Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today, from this pittiless worm , that is .... I myself.

It has been 48 years since my last confession :

Forgive me, i have sinned; finding amusement at the expense of the Holy Order ( shame ! shame ! )

Verily, I say unto you, I have tittered at the following :-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5zSgJx4tPM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7i01GPs-hQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDnE-5lD7w8

Amen.

**trailmaster** · March 28th, 2018, 09:27 PM

If there was anyone or anything that had to do with the various imagehost problems over the last two days it probably was Beelzebub or "The devil" or as he is commonly referred to: "prince of the demons", "666", "liar of liars". The reason you ask. To make us mad, angry, and as Yoda said to bring out our most negative emotions which leads to "the dark side"' which leads us right into the arms of pure evil like "The Master" in Star Wars. Where you might ask was GOD in all this. Where he or it usually is, at the end of the universe playing marbles with worlds(the final scene in "Men In Black"). Why should he/it care for us when our world is but a speck of dust in the vast unending universe. That's why "The devil", his most trusted servant is actually watching over us, although his plans really call for fck...g us over while he laughs and plays his fiddle.

**Mal Hombre** · March 28th, 2018, 09:40 PM

The devil ?,Pshaw I say,For is not this Devil but a pale imitation of Our Own Dear Eminence ? Prince of Demons ? Prince of Nancy Boys, More like (Not that there be aught wrong etc..)

**Tmee2020** · March 29th, 2018, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

... Prince of Nancy Boys, More like (Not that there be aught wrong etc..)

I think He does live in Nancy...

Estreeter · March 29th, 2018, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

If there was anyone or anything that had to do with the various imagehost problems over the last two days it probably was Beelzebub or "The devil" or as he is commonly referred to: "prince of the demons", "666", "liar of liars". The reason you ask. To make us mad, angry, and as Yoda said to bring out our most negative emotions which leads to "the dark side"' which leads us right into the arms of pure evil like "The Master" in Star Wars. Where you might ask was GOD in all this. Where he or it usually is, at the end of the universe playing marbles with worlds(the final scene in "Men In Black"). Why should he/it care for us when our world is but a speck of dust in the vast unending universe. That's why "The devil", his most trusted servant is actually watching over us, although his plans really call for fck...g us over while he laughs and plays his fiddle.

Discovered Marijuana TM

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bubbs999 Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Here, UK Posts: 1,965 Thanks: 15,647 Thanked 31,307 Times in 1,952 Posts	Our Father, ... I mean, Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today, from this pittiless worm , that is .... I myself. It has been 48 years since my last confession : Forgive me, i have sinned; finding amusement at the expense of the Holy Order ( shame ! shame ! ) Verily, I say unto you, I have tittered at the following :- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5zSgJx4tPM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7i01GPs-hQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDnE-5lD7w8 Amen. __________________ "Here's looking at you kid"

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Old Jud Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 840 Thanks: 7,251 Thanked 8,633 Times in 819 Posts	In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost (two rounds please with butter and jam ) I need to confess to a mortal and VERY EMBARRASSING sin. Now before you heartless buggers start casting stones in my direction do take in to consideration that at the time of my wayward actions I was YOUNG and a Student. So what did I do that was so dreadful? Did I hang around Gents bogs dressed as a tart renting the old 'turd tunnel' out to chaps of a certain persuasion? Nope, it was more embarrassing than that. Did I use to hide behind bushes in the local park, and jump out in front of young mums 'wagging my tail' at them? Again a resounding 'NO'......I used to be....('kin hell, this is embarrassing ) Here goes.......I AM A FORMER SOCIALIST! Yes I know, I can visualise certain members reading this and muttering under their breath 'I told you he was an arsehole'. Yeah, thanks for that. Again, in my defence I can only say I was young, foolish, a student, and mostly intoxicated through the 70's. Please forgive me and grant me your mercy, I have truly seen the light and shall never transgress again.

March 28th, 2018, 09:27 PM	#607
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,169 Times in 60,062 Posts	If there was anyone or anything that had to do with the various imagehost problems over the last two days it probably was Beelzebub or "The devil" or as he is commonly referred to: "prince of the demons", "666", "liar of liars". The reason you ask. To make us mad, angry, and as Yoda said to bring out our most negative emotions which leads to "the dark side"' which leads us right into the arms of pure evil like "The Master" in Star Wars. Where you might ask was GOD in all this. Where he or it usually is, at the end of the universe playing marbles with worlds(the final scene in "Men In Black"). Why should he/it care for us when our world is but a speck of dust in the vast unending universe. That's why "The devil", his most trusted servant is actually watching over us, although his plans really call for fck...g us over while he laughs and plays his fiddle.