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September 5th, 2017, 04:04 PM | #601 |
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In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost (two rounds please with butter and jam )
I need to confess to a mortal and VERY EMBARRASSING sin. Now before you heartless buggers start casting stones in my direction do take in to consideration that at the time of my wayward actions I was YOUNG and a Student. So what did I do that was so dreadful? Did I hang around Gents bogs dressed as a tart renting the old 'turd tunnel' out to chaps of a certain persuasion? Nope, it was more embarrassing than that. Did I use to hide behind bushes in the local park, and jump out in front of young mums 'wagging my tail' at them? Again a resounding 'NO'......I used to be....('kin hell, this is embarrassing ) Here goes.......I AM A FORMER SOCIALIST! Yes I know, I can visualise certain members reading this and muttering under their breath 'I told you he was an arsehole'. Yeah, thanks for that. Again, in my defence I can only say I was young, foolish, a student, and mostly intoxicated through the 70's. Please forgive me and grant me your mercy, I have truly seen the light and shall never transgress again. |
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We shall , on one repetitive finger strain injury (Listen it`ll heal, though will your soul) causing condition. Hmmm so you type and yet thine thee hath`n`t (It`s a real word ) deemed to thank (I said thank) every post on this here religious Icon (Butt enough about me) thread Which is what you`ll be needing to do if thou doth not want to spend an eternity , at a table for two in vegetarian serving hell with only Greenie`s attic anecdotes for company
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September 5th, 2017, 07:31 PM | #603 | |
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October 10th, 2017, 04:44 AM | #606 |
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Our Father, ... I mean, Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today, from this pittiless worm , that is .... I myself.
It has been 48 years since my last confession : Forgive me, i have sinned; finding amusement at the expense of the Holy Order ( shame ! shame ! ) Verily, I say unto you, I have tittered at the following :- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5zSgJx4tPM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7i01GPs-hQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDnE-5lD7w8 Amen.
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If there was anyone or anything that had to do with the various imagehost problems over the last two days it probably was Beelzebub or "The devil" or as he is commonly referred to: "prince of the demons", "666", "liar of liars". The reason you ask. To make us mad, angry, and as Yoda said to bring out our most negative emotions which leads to "the dark side"' which leads us right into the arms of pure evil like "The Master" in Star Wars. Where you might ask was GOD in all this. Where he or it usually is, at the end of the universe playing marbles with worlds(the final scene in "Men In Black"). Why should he/it care for us when our world is but a speck of dust in the vast unending universe. That's why "The devil", his most trusted servant is actually watching over us, although his plans really call for fck...g us over while he laughs and plays his fiddle.
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March 28th, 2018, 09:40 PM | #608 |
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The devil ?,Pshaw I say,For is not this Devil but a pale imitation of Our Own Dear Eminence ? Prince of Demons ? Prince of Nancy Boys, More like (Not that there be aught wrong etc..)
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