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May 22nd, 2017, 09:37 PM | #61 |
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Ever done the "elbow crawl" back to your bike????
In 1984 I left half of my big toe from my right foot at corner 3 of Syracuse International Speedway.
But for three laps I pushed the world champion.
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July 18th, 2017, 07:36 AM | #62 |
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I'm only alive as a result of a murder by islamic extremists.
Before she married my father, my mother was engaged to a guy who was posted to the middle east. While he was there, he was abducted by a group of jihadists, held hostage, and eventually shot. If that hadn't happened, my mother would have married him and not my father, and I would never have been born. |
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July 20th, 2017, 10:03 PM | #63 |
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There were 3 very strong spermatozoïds swimming in front of me.
I took a little flask of steroid hidden in a secret pocket of my wet suit, drunk it and I overpassed my opponents just on the finish line. It's like that I fertilized my lovely ovula. If I knew what would be this life, I'd have let the flask in my pocket and let one of these guys won the race. Last edited by Roubignol; July 20th, 2017 at 10:22 PM.. |
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October 3rd, 2017, 01:46 PM | #64 |
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I was once on Oprah
Lazy bitch just laid there
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October 3rd, 2017, 03:01 PM | #66 |
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I surf for porn at work so technically, I get paid to do it.
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October 3rd, 2017, 07:54 PM | #67 |
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October 12th, 2017, 03:06 PM | #68 |
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I watch Neighbours and record it on occasion sometimes
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October 12th, 2017, 03:17 PM | #69 |
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Is that still on TV ???
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October 12th, 2017, 03:59 PM | #70 |
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Still going here in the Uk. Only recently the episodes are up to date like the Australian broadcasts are unless it's been axed ? I only watch it for a laugh. Cheesy as f*** at times.
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