How Did She Or He Piss Ya Off Today ?

Estreeter · June 29th, 2011, 12:46 PM

How Did She Or He Piss Ya Off Today ?

Had a rough day with the other half ?
Take your anger, frustrations, whatever out here and get a sympathetic ear

We went a played golf this afternoon, she don't play together often. She's actually quite good for somebody who only has a round every 2 or 3 months. Well, today she beat me

. She didn't piss me off for winning, it was the non stop reminding me she won for the 3 hours after that...........even over dinner

Think I'll get her clubs shortened about inch as too prevent future possible unwanted wins

MaxJoker · June 29th, 2011, 01:08 PM

How Did She Piss Ya Off Today ?

1) Didn`t make me a fried breakfast , or in fact any breakfast !
2) Never sent a surprise mighty meaty pizza for my lunch !
3) Not offered to buy me a top floor flat in Kensington !
4) Probably won`t cook dinner tonight !
5) Doubtful she`ll arrive with a shit load of booze !
6) She insisted on doing her Yoga while clothed !
7) Wouldn`t quit work early to come and clean the flat up !
8) Refuses to agree that the cash was a gift not a loan !
9) Still hasn`t got an identical twin sister !
10) Once again has told me i`m not allowed to post porn images !

Oh well , such is life

**Giacson** · June 29th, 2011, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

How Did She Piss Ya Off Today ?

9) Still hasn`t got an identical twin sister !

For twice the troubles?

**billybunter** · June 29th, 2011, 06:34 PM

She makes a racket at 2am going to work.

Texts me at 7am to see if i'm up out of bed yet

And then phones to give me chores that I forget to do

MaxJoker · June 29th, 2011, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Giacson

For twice the troubles?

I wasn`t thinking really about getting twice the trouble , more like getting twice as much full on , conversation

MaxJoker · June 29th, 2011, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

She makes a racket at 2am going to work.

I know those bin men have a devil of an early start

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Texts me at 7am to see if i'm up out of bed yet

Wouldn`t it be simpler if she just checked the sky for flying pigs

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Originally Posted by billybunter

And then phones to give me chores that I forget to do

I`d say i`m not alone in being quite interested in learning just whats on the BB chore list

Although i`m taking it for granted signing in here and pissing me off is at the top of it

**billybunter** · June 29th, 2011, 08:26 PM

I was up at 7.30am enjoying toast and jam with tea. I did hoover a bit. But it's never good enough

"you missed a bit" is a popular phrase in this house

my study-or man den as they are now called looks like somebody threw a hand grenade into it

paper, porn mags (for you buggers) records etc. chaos. Just what I like. Oh and my piano and a few guitars.

wowser · September 5th, 2011, 07:11 PM

We spent 5 days together at the beginning of this week and:

1) I realised what a cantankerous old curmudgeon he is, and,
2) his miniscule cock hasn't got any bigger, and,
3) despite this I still love him.

MaxJoker · February 8th, 2013, 03:42 PM

[COLOR=#48007F !important]That it and this are both still breathing , rather than choking to death in an air tight room full of the ashes of every former living relative and friend of their`s

What ?, am i being too much on the fence again [/COLOR]

**ubu_roi** · March 15th, 2013, 06:45 PM

She cut her hair off.

Well, not all of it. But her absolutely beautiful long black tresses, which reached halfway down her back, have been reduced to a modernized pageboy style. No consultation, no "I've been thinking about" -- she just went off and had it cropped. And then waltzed in to surprise me.

Yeah, okay, I'm surprised all right.

Dammit I love long hair on a woman. And dammit I don't like her short hair much at all. And the worst part is I can't even say that I don't like it, I have to lie and pretend I think it's great (I could tell the truth, but I'd rather not deal with the, er, repercussions of my honesty).

Dammit!

June 29th, 2011, 12:46 PM	#1
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,802 Times in 60,322 Posts	How Did She Or He Piss Ya Off Today ? How Did She Or He Piss Ya Off Today ? Had a rough day with the other half ? Take your anger, frustrations, whatever out here and get a sympathetic ear We went a played golf this afternoon, she don't play together often. She's actually quite good for somebody who only has a round every 2 or 3 months. Well, today she beat me . She didn't piss me off for winning, it was the non stop reminding me she won for the 3 hours after that...........even over dinner Think I'll get her clubs shortened about inch as too prevent future possible unwanted wins __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 29th, 2011, 01:08 PM	#2
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	How Did She Piss Ya Off Today ? 1) Didn`t make me a fried breakfast , or in fact any breakfast ! 2) Never sent a surprise mighty meaty pizza for my lunch ! 3) Not offered to buy me a top floor flat in Kensington ! 4) Probably won`t cook dinner tonight ! 5) Doubtful she`ll arrive with a shit load of booze ! 6) She insisted on doing her Yoga while clothed ! 7) Wouldn`t quit work early to come and clean the flat up ! 8) Refuses to agree that the cash was a gift not a loan ! 9) Still hasn`t got an identical twin sister ! 10) Once again has told me i`m not allowed to post porn images ! Oh well , such is life __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 29th, 2011, 08:26 PM	#7
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	I was up at 7.30am enjoying toast and jam with tea. I did hoover a bit. But it's never good enough "you missed a bit" is a popular phrase in this house my study-or man den as they are now called looks like somebody threw a hand grenade into it paper, porn mags (for you buggers) records etc. chaos. Just what I like. Oh and my piano and a few guitars. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 5th, 2011, 07:11 PM	#8
wowser Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Aylesbury, Bucks, UK Posts: 50 Thanks: 2 Thanked 417 Times in 50 Posts	We spent 5 days together at the beginning of this week and: 1) I realised what a cantankerous old curmudgeon he is, and, 2) his miniscule cock hasn't got any bigger, and, 3) despite this I still love him. __________________ Annette XXXX

February 8th, 2013, 03:42 PM	#9
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	How Did She Or He Piss Ya Off Today ? [COLOR=#48007F !important]That it and this are both still breathing , rather than choking to death in an air tight room full of the ashes of every former living relative and friend of their`s What ?, am i being too much on the fence again [/COLOR] __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 29th, 2011, 06:34 PM	#4
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	She makes a racket at 2am going to work. Texts me at 7am to see if i'm up out of bed yet And then phones to give me chores that I forget to do __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 15th, 2013, 06:45 PM	#10
ubu_roi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Northeastern USA Posts: 3,962 Thanks: 83,135 Thanked 43,794 Times in 3,958 Posts	*She cut her hair off.* Well, not all of it. But her absolutely beautiful long black tresses, which reached halfway down her back, have been reduced to a modernized pageboy style. No consultation, no "I've been thinking about" -- she just went off and had it cropped. And then waltzed in to surprise me. Yeah, okay, I'm surprised all right. Dammit I love long hair on a woman. And dammit I don't like her short hair much at all. And the worst part is I can't even say that I don't like it, I have to lie and pretend I think it's great (I could tell the truth, but I'd rather not deal with the, er, repercussions of my honesty). Dammit! __________________ Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

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