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Old January 19th, 2011, 03:35 AM   #11
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Ha, ha, ha. You might not have any say in the matter once they whipped out that probe thing.
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Old January 19th, 2011, 09:24 PM   #12
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Q: Do these aliens come equipped with Bud Light?
JEEZUS!!!!! Bud Light????? That's really living on the fringes of humanity
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If she looked like Jeri Ryan (Seven of Nine) fuck yeah!!!


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Klingon - This is where it is starting to push it. Messed up teeth, a tendency to break bones during sex, and a serrated forehead? Who am I kidding. I'd go there at least once.




Put me on the first transporter ship to the Klingon homeworld for immediate first contact with the above female warriors.

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I've woken up with a few monsters in my time.
Did they run when they saw ya ?
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I think if they came from whatever planet Blondi Bee ("Space Vixen") and Candie Evans came from in
"Sex Aliens", there would be no turning back. Earth girls don't look like this.


On the other hand "I needed nutrition to keep up the pace, when I Married a Monster From Outer Space"
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Does Princess Leia counts? She is from a galaxy far,far away...The planet Alderran.

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UFO lore claims that the Nordic or "Lyran" aliens (like the Lyrans in BattleTech) appear to be tall, blonde, Germanic or Scandinavian aliens, but totally humanlike, even if they are sometimes six or seven feet tall.

So it would be like dating Karen Mulder or Vendela Kirsebom, two feet taller than you?

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If their tits were big enough.... provided its the females that have the tits. Yeah, that three breasted chick in "total Recall" was right up my alley, big and an extra.
One for each hand one for the mouth - DDelightful!
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