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Hmmm, I could remove all the beer from your fridge and take it away to a safe place. That way you would not have to worry about it disappearing and you would be able to sleep safe in the knowledge that your beer was being looked after.
What is your address?
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Something tell me you have teenage sons ? If so, tell em too go and get a part time job and buy their dear ol' dad some more beer, and always keep an emergency supply hidden in a portable fridge somewhere.
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I have no teenage sons (That I Know of) but I have the selfsame problem,it must be something going round.
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I couldn't sleep last night because my back hurts from shoveling snow and putting up Christmas decorations. The lovely and charming Ms. Riff makes me do up my abode in lights and the whole bit. Not too over the top on the lights, just enough for planes to site in on as they approach the airport. So Ms Riff is out there with her whip and bullhorn making sure I do it just how she likes it on my house. I make a slight suggestion that maybe this one item doesn't need to go up because IMO it is a little too Cliffy. I know mvasiljs' neighbors would have liked it so I did not.
Way too much cuteness and not enough boobs was my main complaint which was meant not by deaf ears but flapping gums. "I think it's cute and light hearted...something you need more of in your life." she says to me. My brain kind of hiccuped and I blurted out, "I agree. So when are you leaving so I can try and get a little more of both?" I know, I know not really in the Christmas spirit. Well she didn't like that too much even if it was said in my lilting joking voice. She said I was a something or another...I didn't quite hear her but I will ask all my neighbors as I'm sure they all heard it clearly. Anyways, now she's mad at me. I'm the bad guy and all over one small slip of the tongue. One momentary second of my caustic, sarcastic nature rising up to the surface. I don't understand it, it almost never happens. So what should I do? Apologize? Put the damn queer ass Santa up and be done with the argument? Or call in sick and surf VEF all day? Any thoughts oh wise ones?
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Very easy,
1, don't get up 2, Never, ever apologize, can become habit forming and then may be expected for all future misdeeds
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Ever wanted to get out of going for a drink with the boys , and so avoiding paying for a round when they all suddenly decide to have triple Whiskeys
Then follow these handy helpful subtle moves Ney maw bother , ney maw problem
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If you cheat on your wife with someone who lives in a different postcode, is it still classed as cheating?
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As for the question/advice No it doesn`t count providing she`s spreading them far and wide herself . Ahhhhh ain`t nothing better than an open relationship Well aside from looking inside your wifes open handbag and spying her purse
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