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February 12th, 2013, 02:29 PM | #11 |
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Excellent thread mate , can`t believe i missed it !
My first ever first date went perfectly
Because as soon as she`d sat down i stood up ,began undoing my trousers and suggested we get the unpleasant bit out of the way first. Then when she refused i demanded we arm wrestle to see who`ll be cooking breakfast in the morning. Can you believe the frigid strumpet refused again !. Even claimed my behaviour was childish So i spent the rest of the evening staring at everyone else in the restaurant and loudly comparing her unfavourably to them, especially the men Ah yes those were my finest two hours . Every date i`ve gone on since has been a bit of a disaster to be fair
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February 12th, 2013, 02:36 PM | #12 |
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You forgot to tell her to get on her knees Max. She's doesn't want to vacuum your belly button.
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February 12th, 2013, 02:58 PM | #13 |
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Just leave me some mate
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March 15th, 2013, 04:01 PM | #14 |
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What belly you cheeky seemingly immortal Belfast lothario
I`ll have you know my stomach is not merely a six pack but a nine pack In my imagination But still , same difference
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Sorry old chap.
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Old I`m a mere sapling (Heavy on the sap) Then again they do say you`re as young as the girl you`re with
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First (Last) Dates
One of my most memorable first (Last) dates was with Emma 2 (As opposed to Emma 1 , who within half an hour had furnished me with the humour killing unnecessary information that her uncle was a pedophile ).
We met up and went into the nearest cafe as it was raining heavy. She had a cup of tea (Yawn) and then said could we go to her favourite place instead. A pub up the road that she always goes into. Her regular. Sure fine. Only nobody in the place knew her and when she needed the loo asked the barmaid where it was Oh and what did she order. More tea (Double yawn) , this time a pot of the stuff What did she insist on talking about. How the earth was flat and the Saxe-Coburg and Gotha (Although she called them Windsors) family were really shape changing lizards Kept trying to convince me. As if me not believing either was a deal breaker. Naturally I couldn't make jokes about her barmy beliefs as for all I knew maybe she did/does Although by her second pot of tea and the third torturous hour no longer cared what she may or might not do. Unless planned on following me home
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