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March 30th, 2012, 07:08 PM | #1471 | |
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I wish Fiona Bruce, Fiona Fullerton, Fiona Armstrong and Fiona Richmond would fight it out in wet mud to find the best Fiona.....with me as the ref.
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March 30th, 2012, 08:24 PM | #1472 |
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Granted. However, another Fiona enters the competition, the big, green Mrs. Shrek herself. After she beats all the others she claims you as her prize. Enjoy.
I wish to give Susan Hart a facial.
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March 30th, 2012, 08:45 PM | #1473 |
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Granted, but it's an oatmeal and honey facial.
I wish that Susan Hart would enjoy her facial so much that she insists on introducing tygrkhat40 to her hairdresser, saying that the two of them would be a perfect couple.
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March 31st, 2012, 10:00 AM | #1474 | |
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I wish to be the meat in a Princess Beatrice and Eugenie Sandwich....while mum Sarah takes some pics
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March 31st, 2012, 02:44 PM | #1475 |
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As you wish. Didn't know some of the royals were cannibals, huh?
I wish for the power of a god.
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March 31st, 2012, 04:22 PM | #1476 |
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Granted you get Mxzwffsklptl......Aztec god of sh!t.....his super power is he cleans bogs with his tongue.....in Mexico in the Summer
I wish I could have a space flight to the new earth like planets that have been discovered.......see if there's any life there.
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March 31st, 2012, 07:47 PM | #1477 | |
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I wish that in space, no one can hear @llatse@ scream.
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March 31st, 2012, 08:43 PM | #1478 |
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Granted....no one can except you, locked in one of those little boom box cars that annoy everyone as their sound sytems are more expensive than the cars.........suddenly your ears explode and the car is covered in ear gunk.
I wish the car in front was Luddite's
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April 1st, 2012, 02:36 AM | #1479 |
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Granted. Genie will make sure Luddite arrives before you and finds a parking space.
I wish to drive F1 and beat everyone in a souped up '67 Plymouth Belvedere.
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April 1st, 2012, 11:30 AM | #1480 | |
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I wish Luddite all the very best
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