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Old 11-28-2009, 01:50 AM   #1
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Big Grin What would you like as your epitaph ?

Fellow member dohupa gave me the idea for this thread , his concerns what music you`d like played at your funeral . Whereas mine is about the final words you`d have carved on your headstone if given the choice.

Me i`d like to go for something such as this




"He drank whiskey he drank beer ,and ninety years later still ain`t laying here "

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Old 11-28-2009, 05:29 AM   #2
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Old 11-28-2009, 06:00 AM   #3
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:18 AM   #4
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Enjoy the day. Remember death.
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:18 AM   #5
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not being buried,im having a viking funeral,obviously i cant afford a long boat so i thought perhaps an inflatable dingy loaded with lighter fluid and parafin blocks and i dont live in scandinavia so skeggy will have to do.
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Old 11-28-2009, 01:28 PM   #7
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" Worked really hard to retire at age forty , but died one day before it , isn`t fate naughty "
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Old 11-28-2009, 06:30 PM   #9
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on a big head stone in tiny letters at the bottom... 'walked all over in life,and still happening in death'
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