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Old September 30th, 2012, 09:49 AM   #81
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That's only 36,That's not old,Trust Me....
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I'm a mere child,I can only remember Brezhnev
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Old September 30th, 2012, 10:19 AM   #82
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You know you're old when you can legally have intercourse with a female half your age
Just you wait until it gets to be a third of your age.
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Old September 30th, 2012, 10:31 AM   #83
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Shagging a ninety year old woman
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Old September 30th, 2012, 12:03 PM   #84
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1. When you fart dust
2. When you can remember where you were for the JFK assassination
3. When Albums (flat, black, vinyl things played on a gadget called a Record Player) didn't have pictures of the talentless, Pro-Tools enhanced models on the cover in order to pawn off the atonal noise contained within. When you actually bought them for the MUSIC. Let's face it, if The Stones were just starting out they wouldn't even be able to get a contract.
4. When Music was actually a distinct art form and not merely the soundtrack for an inane video.
5. When The Beatles were on the charts - the 1st time - and Macca didn't have to sing "When I'm 71"
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Old September 30th, 2012, 12:05 PM   #85
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...there would have been an extremely good chance if you lived in Stalin's era....... you'd have been executed...
Ja, I know what they tell you. But he still needed a few hundred people to flatten the fascists, so he couldn't kill them all
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5. When The Beatles were on the charts - the 1st time - and Macca didn't have to sing "When I'm 71"
I know its been a long time since I heard that song, but wasn't it, "When I'm 64"?
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Old September 30th, 2012, 06:09 PM   #88
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I know its been a long time since I heard that song, but wasn't it, "When I'm 64"?

I think he`s referring to the blokes age , in a humorous type manner.
Although Sssssssssssh he`s a year out. Just don`t tell him as TQ looks the sort to have a hair trigger temper
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You misspelled Lennon.
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I know its been a long time since I heard that song, but wasn't it, "When I'm 64"?
The Recession has pushed the retirement age up. A lot.
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