The corrupt a wish game - Page 3

**sweatyhat** · July 24th, 2011, 11:53 AM

You're orville

I wish i was tom cruise

drjescocia · July 24th, 2011, 12:06 PM

You are now a Scientology following, self-centred, no acting ability prick, who will never live up to your own hype.

I wish I could walk on water.

**sweatyhat** · July 24th, 2011, 12:10 PM

you're glen hoddle

i wish i was abducted by aliens

drjescocia · July 24th, 2011, 12:14 PM

You have just lost 24 hours of your precious life with a vague memory of bright lights and beings with big eyes, but you know it is not just a dream because your rectum is really sore from the large anal probe that was thrust into you upon arrival in the space craft.

I wish I had a million pounds.

**sweatyhat** · July 24th, 2011, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drjescocia

You have just lost 24 hours of your precious life with a vague memory of bright lights and beings with big eyes, but you know it is not just a dream because your rectum is really sore from the large anal probe that was thrust into you upon arrival in the space craft.

I wish I had a million pounds.

i have

i wish i hadn't spent it

**tygrkhat40** · July 24th, 2011, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drjescocia

You have just lost 24 hours of your precious life with a vague memory of bright lights and beings with big eyes, but you know it is not just a dream because your rectum is really sore from the large anal probe that was thrust into you upon arrival in the space craft.

I wish I had a million pounds.

It's a million pounds of farm-fresh excrement.

I wish my girlfriend had bigger tits.

**Jeff Vader** · July 24th, 2011, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

It's a million pounds of farm-fresh excrement.

I wish my girlfriend had bigger tits.

She does in relative terms though - but only because your hands and head shrank. She leaves you as you're now a freak.

I wish for the ultimate cheese sandwich.
(yes I'm easily pleased)

**sweatyhat** · July 24th, 2011, 08:32 PM

the fungus in the stilton's ruined it.

I wish my white wee wee would go on and on and on...........

**Jeff Vader** · July 24th, 2011, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

the fungus in the stilton's ruined it.

I wish my white wee wee would go on and on and on...........

Heathen !!

Is does, gradually draining your body of all fluids until you crumble into dust and are blown away by a gust of wind.

I wish I could find a girl who isn't mental.

**sweatyhat** · July 24th, 2011, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

Heathen !!

Is does, gradually draining your body of all fluids until you crumble into dust and are blown away by a gust of wind.

I wish I could find a girl who isn't mental.

It's your twin sister.

I wish every MP had to wear a child's sailor suit when attending parliament.

July 24th, 2011, 11:53 AM	#21
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	You're orville I wish i was tom cruise __________________

July 24th, 2011, 12:10 PM	#23
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	you're glen hoddle i wish i was abducted by aliens __________________

July 24th, 2011, 08:32 PM	#28
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	the fungus in the stilton's ruined it. I wish my white wee wee would go on and on and on........... __________________

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July 24th, 2011, 12:06 PM	#22
drjescocia Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 42 Thanks: 2,297 Thanked 402 Times in 36 Posts	You are now a Scientology following, self-centred, no acting ability prick, who will never live up to your own hype. I wish I could walk on water.

July 24th, 2011, 12:14 PM	#24
drjescocia Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 42 Thanks: 2,297 Thanked 402 Times in 36 Posts	You have just lost 24 hours of your precious life with a vague memory of bright lights and beings with big eyes, but you know it is not just a dream because your rectum is really sore from the large anal probe that was thrust into you upon arrival in the space craft. I wish I had a million pounds.