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January 9th, 2019, 10:22 PM	#821
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,214 Times in 29,871 Posts	A: long as it comes with a hot model to demonstrate how it works Q: What do most people think about you that is absolutely not true? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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January 10th, 2019, 03:22 AM	#822
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,194 Times in 30,298 Posts	A: That I'm mad, bad and dangerous to know. Q: Why can't I be mad, bad and dangerous to know? It's not like I don't try god knows!

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January 10th, 2019, 04:36 AM	#823
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Is that even a question? But I will try to answer it- it is because you are one big pussycat. Why did you sleep with your mother-in-law?

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January 10th, 2019, 08:27 PM	#824
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,194 Times in 30,298 Posts	A: Because all the other seats in the carriage were taken. Q: What toppings are on the Leaning Tower Of Pizza?

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January 10th, 2019, 08:40 PM	#825
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,058 Thanks: 54,282 Thanked 117,199 Times in 7,077 Posts	What toppings are on the Leaning Tower Of Pizza?lol very funny question loosegoose Im afraid my answer cant match your brillant question,in fact I think your question is sooo good it should have a thread of its own Whats on the pizza.....nothing it fell on the floor ok someone else has got to have a better answer dont want o stall this thread so Q.When Brexit happens will Europe be a James Corden free zone? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by teaktop; January 10th, 2019 at 10:59 PM..

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May 7th, 2019, 06:10 AM	#826
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,194 Times in 30,298 Posts	A: By the time Brexit does happen, Europe will be an everyone who's alive today freezone. Q: Where is Teaky?

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May 7th, 2019, 09:06 PM	#827
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	A. Teaky is underneath the couch Q: Why did you like that tweet by Trump? __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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May 7th, 2019, 10:20 PM	#828
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,194 Times in 30,298 Posts	A: Ban ballsy...he's spreading fake news Q: Why are my car keys not where I'm positive I remember putting them last night?

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May 8th, 2019, 09:24 PM	#829
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	A. Because I stole them and the car Q. Why do you drive a Ford Escort? __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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A. I've no idea why Sir Honkers drives an Escort.

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