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March 3rd, 2017, 02:03 PM	#12031
tun Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,724 Thanks: 14,847 Thanked 165,507 Times in 4,743 Posts	At the leisure centre i was having a crafty pee in the swimming pool when the lifeguard saw what I was up to and blew her whistle. I nearly fell in!

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I nearly fell in!

Don't tell me: the pool was nearly empty at the time?

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March 3rd, 2017, 04:25 PM	#12033
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,925 Thanked 127,779 Times in 3,570 Posts	This.Is.Great! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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March 4th, 2017, 06:15 PM	#12034
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,883 Thanked 69,311 Times in 3,171 Posts	I once had this idea for a robotic racehorse but it fell at the first hurdle.

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March 4th, 2017, 07:04 PM	#12035
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,544 Thanked 14,184 Times in 1,074 Posts	People keep asking me where I see myself in 3 years. Come on, I don't have 2020 vision!

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March 4th, 2017, 11:16 PM	#12036
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,544 Thanked 14,184 Times in 1,074 Posts	I've been invited to this year's Fibonacci convention. It promises to be as big as the last 2 put together.

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March 5th, 2017, 01:23 AM	#12037
gmcbee Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Clinging to the rim of a crater on the dark side of Uranus. Posts: 1,065 Thanks: 3,961 Thanked 11,051 Times in 1,042 Posts	^^ I would invite my friend root -1, but he's imaginary. Root 2 could come, but she's so irrational. I'm just hoping there's pi.

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March 5th, 2017, 09:07 AM	#12038
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,883 Thanked 69,311 Times in 3,171 Posts	My sexy neighbour called round the other day. She said to me, "You steal any of my underwear from my washing line again I'm going straight to the police." I nearly shit in her pants.

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March 5th, 2017, 09:13 AM	#12039
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,544 Thanked 14,184 Times in 1,074 Posts	I'd like to thank my legs for always supporting me, my arms for always being by my side and my fingers... I could always count on them.

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March 7th, 2017, 08:47 AM	#12040
JCat Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 979 Thanks: 2,869 Thanked 14,289 Times in 974 Posts	Lindsey Pelas was being witty recently on Twitter. Fan: Is modeling your Korea? Lindsey: Yes, I'd rather work than Bangkok.

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