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Old September 1st, 2018, 02:16 PM   #6391
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Do you stand your ground and shoot, or run away to the nearest tree and climb it?
Climb (It could happen ) The tree (As harm a kitty cat who ? , not me )

Offered five hundred thousand pound-lings to swim the channel between England and France . You`re allowed a months training , although when the time comes have to do it all alone without boat back up

Yay Or Nay ?
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Old September 1st, 2018, 05:53 PM   #6392
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Nay
(I absolutely don't know what that means)


"One leg" or two?
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If you mean chicken then one leg.



Sirloin steak or Porterhouse?
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Easy choice (for me ) Porterhouse.

Charcoal grill or gas grill?
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Charcoal, even though it's more of a pain in the ass.

People steal those expensive gas grills too, if you leave them out. Happened to my neighbor.

On a hot summer day: a big sno-cone or a regular ice cream cone?
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Regular ice cream cone


Autumn is coming soon. Do you or do you not like all the special pumpkin foods that come out to various markets during this period i.e pumpkin yogurt, cereals, ice cream, snack bars, bagels etc?
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No, I find it very annoying. I only like pumpkin in pie, and only occasionally.

On the subject of pies, chocolate cream pie or strawberry pie?
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chocolate cream pie or strawberry pie?
Chocolate (Every time )

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Oprah Winfrey - would you for a hundred old school gold Krugerrands

Massage her naked form for an hour without oil Or Listen to her talk for ten hours without once placing fingers in ears ?
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I kinda don't mind Opie. Guess I would do the oil-less massage!

Sam question but regarding...Selena Gomez!

Massage her naked form for an hour without oil Or Listen to her shitty tunes for ten hours without once placing fingers in ears ?
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No one of that.
Ok
Listen to her shitty tunes



Say I love you or Think : once again?
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