Random Thoughts - Page 1771

**jomama** · April 22nd, 2024, 02:30 PM

People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses

**vo1v0d** · April 22nd, 2024, 08:20 PM

I am stoned in my house and cant find glasses

**Dr Pepper** · April 22nd, 2024, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by vo1v0d

Skin them, and if they are Bengal tigers, three or four would make her a scarf

Sshh....suggestions like that and you'll have the CITES people coming after youi....

**jomama** · April 23rd, 2024, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by vo1v0d

I am stoned in my house and cant find glasses

Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.

**Gruenspecht** · April 23rd, 2024, 09:10 PM

I wonder how it feels to be in a relationship with a woman, that is for example a news anchor, and a hour before going on air you had her on the kitchen table and now you are watching her being in the studio reading from the autocue that the price of petrol has risen by 2%.

**cylnz** · April 23rd, 2024, 09:28 PM

If she looks uncomfortable sitting down, you know you're doing it right.

**vo1v0d** · April 24th, 2024, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Gruenspecht

I wonder how it feels to be in a relationship with a woman, that is for example a news anchor, and a hour before going on air you had her on the kitchen table and now you are watching her being in the studio reading from the autocue that the price of petrol has risen by 2%.

Why does the price of petrol make you think about sex? Is there a preversion that we have no idea of Woody? Wotchyewhidin?

Estreeter · April 24th, 2024, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by vo1v0d

Why does the price of petrol make you think about sex?

Once again the idiot south of the equator has to do the serious thinking,

The price of oil will make anal lube expensive ...... simple.

I fear if I wasn't around the intelligence level of this forum would decline badly.

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