Random Thoughts

[MaxJoker]

Why is it in this country if you`re a ten year old kid who reaches through an already broken window to grab a packet of chewing gum you`re arrested, taken to court and prosecuted as far as the law allows.
Yet if a banker and you along with your many expensive suit wearing pals decide to criminally ( As it`s not a Scandal, it`s a fcuking Crime !!!) manipulate rates so causing the collapse of a multitude of sound businesses, the suicides of many honest employers and the implosion of a nations financial infrastructure you`re allowed to simply shrug your shoulders ,pocket yet another fortune in undeserved bonuses and share options then go retire in luxury to the Bahamas, just before you`re made a lord

[Sirch]

If your an asshole on Earth will you remain an asshole in Heaven?

[blondifan]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Why is it

Dunno, but it reminds me of what an old friend once said (it was before 'Forest Gump'.)
"Life is like a shlt sandwich. The more 'bread' you have the less shlt you have to deal with"

[Brecht]

Originally Posted by Sirch

If your an asshole on Earth will you remain an asshole in Heaven?

No because the most far your asshole will get is six feet under where it's most likely going to become the backdoor entry for worms. As you know, worms are similarly shaped as penises, so you better get your asshole cremated after which it will vanish into ashes and out of existence for all times. Since your asshole ceases to exist, you won't be no asshole no more.

[billybunter]

Originally Posted by Norbert84

No because the most far your asshole will get is six feet under where it's most likely going to become the backdoor entry for worms. As you know, worms are similarly shaped as penises, so you better get your asshole cremated after which it will vanish into ashes and out of existence for all times. Since your asshole ceases to exist, you won't be no asshole no more.

That's why the rich are buried in lead lined coffins.

[Sirch]

Originally Posted by Norbert84

No because the most far your asshole will get is six feet under where it's most likely going to become the backdoor entry for worms. As you know, worms are similarly shaped as penises, so you better get your asshole cremated after which it will vanish into ashes and out of existence for all times. Since your asshole ceases to exist, you won't be no asshole no more.

You learned that in church didn't you?

Here's another one:
Why did God create shit, and why doesn't it smell like roses?

Guess I got "ass" on the mind today. Must be that lesbian rimming thread or something.

[Brecht]

Originally Posted by Sirch

You learned that in church didn't you?

Nah, the last time I saw a church inside was when I was 10 or something like that. But I hope they learn it from me.

[billybunter]

The only time I enter church is for funerals.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by billybunter

The only time I enter church is for funerals.

Yeah but it`s always only the ones for yourself ,you everliving cheeky freeloading buffet stuffing bugger

[Hazem_zoom]

Originally Posted by Norbert84

No because the most far your asshole will get is six feet under where it's most likely going to become the backdoor entry for worms. As you know, worms are similarly shaped as penises, so you better get your asshole cremated after which it will vanish into ashes and out of existence for all times. Since your asshole ceases to exist, you won't be no asshole no more.

LOL nice comment, (heaven , hell , bla bla bla of those myths of religions !! ), anyways, I have always had a fear to be called as an asshole "you know this expression means something like totally nerd jerk, if someone believe in miracles then an asshole can change to become john travolta in the after life (I answered the question in another matter, yeah asshole will remain asshole even in heaven -if heaven exists-)