Things you wish a director would have thought of.

hudley · April 25th, 2011, 09:59 PM

For some reason porn directors are not very creative. In the old days they made some good movies but generally the variety was in the girls, not in the actions. Today, they don't even bother with doing anything but creating a genital circus. Eventually something different is done, then it's a niche/genre, like creampie, fat girls, and now hairy.

What I wanted to discuss on this thread is variations on a typical sex scene, or acts that we've not seen before but have dreamed up ourselves.

For variations, how about have the cumshot start the scene? Two couples, fucking side by side, the guys nut and leave (go fishing, play golf?) leaving the girls behind. Girls want more, and then share cummy kisses after eating each other's creampies.

For something i've not seen, but something similar is probably available somewhere, is girls making a gooey mess while tribbing. Think a nice, ripe banana. Or maybe a stick of butter. I'd rather it be vintage, with a girl with long pubes like Marilyn Jess around '87, or Shanna McCollough in her early years.

Any other ideas?

MaxJoker · April 26th, 2011, 07:45 AM

How about making sure we don`t have to see some guys bum hole going back and forth for ten minutes

Oh and if we must see some male cheek-age at least make sure it`s been bloody shaved

Nothing puts me off me cornflakes more than watching a baboons arse

I mean if i wanted to see such a thing i`d just switch on Prime Ministers questions

**dohupa** · April 26th, 2011, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by hudley

Any other ideas?

Yeah - I'd like to see the female interest get stoned, crack up and do funny shit in front of the camera.

Blow the camera man and the rest of the crew in succession.

Also, more behind the scenes footage where - AGAIN - the girls joke around and make faces when the blokes cum and all sorts.

I know I could make the best porn movies ever made; alas I did not study my ass off to be a porn director in my 40s, now did I?

MaxJoker · April 26th, 2011, 04:38 PM

It might be quite cool to have a commentary track for some DVD releases , not with the directors though but the main actors. I figure Violet Blue (Now NoName Jane ) would be great entertainment value on a commentary. Hmmmm mind you i doubt anybody else would be as they seem as thick as pig muck

" Ya see here in this scene i was raising my ass pretty high so to like let that expressionless dude totally wreck it ,heh heh kinda funny story about this as i needed to go to hospital that night as my bum fell out , but then it can`t always be showbiz glitter , especially when someones destroyed ya shitter "

hudley · April 26th, 2011, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

It might be quite cool to have a commentary track for some DVD releases , not with the directors though but the main actors. I figure Violet Blue (Now NoName Jane ) would be great entertainment value on a commentary. Hmmmm mind you i doubt anybody else would be as they seem as thick as pig muck

" Ya see here in this scene i was raising my ass pretty high so to like let that expressionless dude totally wreck it ,heh heh kinda funny story about this as i needed to go to hospital that night as my bum fell out , but then it can`t always be showbiz glitter , especially when someones destroyed ya shitter "

How about a MST3K kind of a setup? Get three porn hos watching some other chick do a scene while they rag on her and gossip about her, what a skank she is in real life, etc?

dave_jones · April 26th, 2011, 09:31 PM

One thing I've always wanted to see in porn is a true creampie gangbang. That is a girl gets fucked by lots of guys who all cum in her pussy with no pause between them or just enough that we can see for a moment that she is full of cum. I've seen a scene or two that sort of do this, but don't really make a point of it.

hudley · April 26th, 2011, 09:35 PM

how about a setup where a couple decide to video wifey having sex with a black guy...they use a rubber because she isn't on protection and guess what? its fertile time!!! only the rubber breaks (we can see it, dude having her can see it, but she can't because she is face down/ass up, and hubby is in front filming her face and talking to her. Dude unloads in her, and they freak out.

What to do? Morning after pill? No!!! You call all your buddies over to fuck her so at least the odds are, that if she is preggers, at least it will be white and they can pretend it is husband's. big creampie gangbang results.

hudley · April 26th, 2011, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dave_jones

One thing I've always wanted to see in porn is a true creampie gangbang. That is a girl gets fucked by lots of guys who all cum in her pussy with no pause between them or just enough that we can see for a moment that she is full of cum. I've seen a scene or two that sort of do this, but don't really make a point of it.

You aren't going to believe this, but this post wasn't there when i started my prior post. And I'd love to see that too. Most all of them have the guys hollering "push, push" like she is giving birth or something.

I've seen one with a fat girl that gets really nasty. And they need another girl to eat the slop. If they will eat it out of a girl's ass, surely they will eat cum churned into fuck-butter.

hudley · April 26th, 2011, 10:06 PM

Here's another: you get a girl with a full bush, put her in a short dress with heavy duty satin panties with no cotton gusset. you have a guy driving her around to different locations (house, apt, hotel...whatever) at each stop guy stays in car, camera follows girl inside where guys have their way with her. Each time there is no cleanup, so after a couple of stops (quick sex, no hour long marathons) girl's clothes have cum on them, her face and hair is stained, plus crotch of panties is soaked and stained. She then teases guy (and viewer) about her slutty exploits while she sits in the back and flashes him in the rear-view as they go to the next location.

mjmcnult · April 26th, 2011, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dave_jones

One thing I've always wanted to see in porn is a true creampie gangbang. That is a girl gets fucked by lots of guys who all cum in her pussy with no pause between them or just enough that we can see for a moment that she is full of cum. I've seen a scene or two that sort of do this, but don't really make a point of it.

The "multiple creampie" or "nakadashi" is common in Japanese porn and often features five or more insertions into incredibly beautiful women. Check out the Tokyo Hot series for many examples.

April 25th, 2011, 09:59 PM	#1
hudley Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 279 Thanks: 340 Thanked 1,558 Times in 252 Posts	Things you wish a director would have thought of. For some reason porn directors are not very creative. In the old days they made some good movies but generally the variety was in the girls, not in the actions. Today, they don't even bother with doing anything but creating a genital circus. Eventually something different is done, then it's a niche/genre, like creampie, fat girls, and now hairy. What I wanted to discuss on this thread is variations on a typical sex scene, or acts that we've not seen before but have dreamed up ourselves. For variations, how about have the cumshot start the scene? Two couples, fucking side by side, the guys nut and leave (go fishing, play golf?) leaving the girls behind. Girls want more, and then share cummy kisses after eating each other's creampies. For something i've not seen, but something similar is probably available somewhere, is girls making a gooey mess while tribbing. Think a nice, ripe banana. Or maybe a stick of butter. I'd rather it be vintage, with a girl with long pubes like Marilyn Jess around '87, or Shanna McCollough in her early years. Any other ideas?

April 26th, 2011, 07:45 AM	#2
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	How about making sure we don`t have to see some guys bum hole going back and forth for ten minutes Oh and if we must see some male cheek-age at least make sure it`s been bloody shaved Nothing puts me off me cornflakes more than watching a baboons arse I mean if i wanted to see such a thing i`d just switch on Prime Ministers questions __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	It might be quite cool to have a commentary track for some DVD releases , not with the directors though but the main actors. I figure Violet Blue (Now NoName Jane ) would be great entertainment value on a commentary. Hmmmm mind you i doubt anybody else would be as they seem as thick as pig muck " Ya see here in this scene i was raising my ass pretty high so to like let that expressionless dude totally wreck it ,heh heh kinda funny story about this as i needed to go to hospital that night as my bum fell out , but then it can`t always be showbiz glitter , especially when someones destroyed ya shitter " __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 26th, 2011, 09:31 PM	#6
dave_jones Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 10 Thanks: 8 Thanked 85 Times in 9 Posts	One thing I've always wanted to see in porn is a true creampie gangbang. That is a girl gets fucked by lots of guys who all cum in her pussy with no pause between them or just enough that we can see for a moment that she is full of cum. I've seen a scene or two that sort of do this, but don't really make a point of it.

April 26th, 2011, 09:35 PM	#7
hudley Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 279 Thanks: 340 Thanked 1,558 Times in 252 Posts	how about a setup where a couple decide to video wifey having sex with a black guy...they use a rubber because she isn't on protection and guess what? its fertile time!!! only the rubber breaks (we can see it, dude having her can see it, but she can't because she is face down/ass up, and hubby is in front filming her face and talking to her. Dude unloads in her, and they freak out. What to do? Morning after pill? No!!! You call all your buddies over to fuck her so at least the odds are, that if she is preggers, at least it will be white and they can pretend it is husband's. big creampie gangbang results.

April 26th, 2011, 10:06 PM	#9
hudley Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 279 Thanks: 340 Thanked 1,558 Times in 252 Posts	Here's another: you get a girl with a full bush, put her in a short dress with heavy duty satin panties with no cotton gusset. you have a guy driving her around to different locations (house, apt, hotel...whatever) at each stop guy stays in car, camera follows girl inside where guys have their way with her. Each time there is no cleanup, so after a couple of stops (quick sex, no hour long marathons) girl's clothes have cum on them, her face and hair is stained, plus crotch of panties is soaked and stained. She then teases guy (and viewer) about her slutty exploits while she sits in the back and flashes him in the rear-view as they go to the next location.