your best performance ? take a bow

**chupachups** · February 8th, 2010, 11:52 PM

ok, for those non-rockstars amongst us, what is your best performance in sexual terms ?

how many bodies in the bed at the same time ?

how long did you last ?

My claim to fame is keeping the GF satisfied all weekend, stopping only to eat chicken wings and spare ribs

**chupachups** · February 8th, 2010, 11:53 PM

I am still working on the menage-a-trois (or better)

Aubrey · February 9th, 2010, 08:16 AM

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stopping only to eat chicken wings and spare ribs

You stopped?

comeon93 · February 11th, 2010, 11:25 AM

I was with 2 girls once when I was 18. It was going well until the one girl kissed the other, the girl getting kissed started crying and that was the end of that, lol.

Another time my GF and I swapped with my friend and his wife. My GF went down on the wife and there was no crying that time... except for my friend who couldn't handle it at the end and freaked out on his wife, lol.

The longest I went was about 2 1/2 hours just about non stop. I was 18 with a 26 year old woman and my nerves wouldn't let me "finish".

MaxJoker · February 11th, 2010, 12:09 PM

That would have been playing Whiny Steinburg in the off broad-moor production of " Brucie his life of recycled jokes "

What you didn`t realise i was also a stage actor ?

Well here`s the proof a photo taken of me with the everliving one himself on opening night !

As you can see i`m a total method actor , so decided to play what i perceived as the very immature character of Whiny three decades younger than originally written

Oh wait a minute just noticed it`s meant to be sexual , erm well my zip burst during one energetic performance if that`s any help ?.

Took out everybody in the front six rows don`t ya know

**chupachups** · February 11th, 2010, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Oh wait a minute just noticed it`s meant to be sexual , erm well my zip burst during one energetic performance if that`s any help ?.

Took out everybody in the front six rows don`t ya know

Arer you trying to keep us with the Hof ?

**chupachups** · February 11th, 2010, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Aubrey

You stopped?

Yeah, I didn't want BBQ sauce on the bedsheets

MaxJoker · February 11th, 2010, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupachups

Arer you trying to keep us with the Hof ?

Either i`m reading that wrong (Which is a possibility ) or that makes no sense in terms of being an actual readable sentence

What i mean is

" Huh ? "

**dohupa** · February 11th, 2010, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by chupachups

My claim to fame is keeping the GF satisfied all weekend, stopping only to eat chicken wings and spare ribs

Are you taking the piss?

As far as how many at the same time - well, one.

Boring huh?

**squigg58** · February 11th, 2010, 09:26 PM

I remember one session recently when, although I say it myself, I was absolutely bloody awesome!

I just wish there had been someone around to share, or even witness, the experience!

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February 8th, 2010, 11:53 PM	#2
chupachups Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,056 Thanks: 13,387 Thanked 6,316 Times in 1,013 Posts	I am still working on the menage-a-trois (or better)

February 11th, 2010, 11:25 AM	#4
comeon93 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 191 Thanks: 2,624 Thanked 1,227 Times in 186 Posts	I was with 2 girls once when I was 18. It was going well until the one girl kissed the other, the girl getting kissed started crying and that was the end of that, lol. Another time my GF and I swapped with my friend and his wife. My GF went down on the wife and there was no crying that time... except for my friend who couldn't handle it at the end and freaked out on his wife, lol. The longest I went was about 2 1/2 hours just about non stop. I was 18 with a 26 year old woman and my nerves wouldn't let me "finish".

February 11th, 2010, 09:26 PM	#10
squigg58 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: My own little world Posts: 2,476 Thanks: 14,113 Thanked 25,970 Times in 2,473 Posts	I remember one session recently when, although I say it myself, I was absolutely bloody awesome! I just wish there had been someone around to share, or even witness, the experience!