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Old December 28th, 2018, 01:34 PM   #3791
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Old December 28th, 2018, 02:50 PM   #3792
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Old December 28th, 2018, 09:29 PM   #3793
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Do you think if he deems us worthy of thanks and we kneel in supplication with our faces in the dust we might possibly be permitted to kiss the hem of his robe?
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Old December 28th, 2018, 09:57 PM   #3794
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You must buy MaxJoker a barrel of his favorite beer first!
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Old December 29th, 2018, 12:09 PM   #3795
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MJ, MH, GQ, ES,SF etc are all safe; but there is one among us......words fail me.
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Do Appletinis (Easy on the Tini) come in barrels Comrade

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Old December 30th, 2018, 01:34 PM   #3798
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