Buy A Fellow Member A Present ? - Page 51

**palo5** · December 2nd, 2011, 02:39 PM

But because you like Gatlings, here is one for you - you have to load, cock and pull the trigger before it fires

Just make sure you are not the person pulling it, because you never know what the thing will do

**palo5** · December 3rd, 2011, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TCO95

Comrade Palo5 giving away your Gatling?
As you are now without proper armaments, allow me to offer you the gift of 'music'.
Serenade your enemies with overtures from "Stalin's Organ".

No Comrade, of course our organs are always efficient, and our music beautiful

**Mal Hombre** · December 3rd, 2011, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

No Comrade, of course our organs are always efficient, and our music beautiful

Nothing with a name like Katyusha could be dangerous.....

**palo5** · December 3rd, 2011, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Nothing with a name like Katyusha could be dangerous.....

**ubu_roi** · December 3rd, 2011, 07:14 PM

Katyusha is the English translation of Катюша. It's what we call the rocket launchers.

BLUEDINGO · December 4th, 2011, 05:02 AM

With the festive season coming upon us very soon (every pun intended there!), I feel the need to remind us all of the religious obligations that are expected of us...which is exactly why these following gifts should protect us all, especially you Cardinal GreenSkull, given that some of our religious leaders over the years have been much less than sacred or spiritually dedicated in their God-given duties:

Of course, not that I am in any way insinuating GS that you would ever sink to these abysmal depths where your spiritual affiliations lie; In fact, I'm hoping you will catch a few of these 'troubled priests' & try each of my plate-offerings in the hope it will teach the others a lesson. The Catholic faith has a lot to answer for, especially as it's responsible for making me so bitter and twisted...not that I ever had any of the experieces related to these gifts, of course...

And for those of us here who really can't give a rat's left knacker for religion during the festive season, then here's an extremely appreciative form of worship that I know we will all be applying in our spiritual endeavours:

The only problem here is -which do we try first? Or do we have them both at the same time?

Ah, the guiding, grasping hand of faith that will make us stagger down the righteous path...

**palo5** · December 4th, 2011, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by BLUEDINGO

The only problem here is -which do we try first? Or do we have them both at the same time?

Of course we want them both

Why is that beer spoiling the view?

BLUEDINGO · December 4th, 2011, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Of course we want them both

Why is that beer spoiling the view?

I suppose that as you've been getting too much alcohol in your Russian homeland & all the women available for mating by the working classes are as attractive as the backend of a draughthorse, then it's only natural that you'd want the woman more than the beer. And as she's quite happily smiling, then I know she'd be happy for us to have her at the same time as the beer.

And if it's any help on your obviously more than rationed food-front palo, then here's something that will make your festive season brighter & better:

Just make sure you leave a little for Tiny Tim; tip toe through the tulips with-a-meeeeeee...

**sweatyhat** · December 4th, 2011, 08:29 AM

Got a pallet of it in the van, let me know when you want it delivered.

**Warren G** · December 4th, 2011, 08:35 AM

What? There's presents? We get presents?

December 2nd, 2011, 02:39 PM	#501
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	A Gatling for sweaty But because you like Gatlings, here is one for you - you have to load, cock and pull the trigger before it fires Just make sure you are not the person pulling it, because you never know what the thing will do

December 3rd, 2011, 07:14 PM	#505
ubu_roi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Northeastern USA Posts: 3,962 Thanks: 83,135 Thanked 43,794 Times in 3,958 Posts	Katyusha is the English translation of Катюша. It's what we call the rocket launchers. __________________ Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

December 4th, 2011, 05:02 AM	#506
BLUEDINGO Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: TRIGGS, WEST AUSTRALIA Posts: 557 Thanks: 14,092 Thanked 6,429 Times in 538 Posts	HO, HO, HO! Said Santa on the streetcorner to some evening ladies... With the festive season coming upon us very soon (every pun intended there!), I feel the need to remind us all of the religious obligations that are expected of us...which is exactly why these following gifts should protect us all, especially you Cardinal GreenSkull, given that some of our religious leaders over the years have been much less than sacred or spiritually dedicated in their God-given duties: Of course, not that I am in any way insinuating GS that you would ever sink to these abysmal depths where your spiritual affiliations lie; In fact, I'm hoping you will catch a few of these 'troubled priests' & try each of my plate-offerings in the hope it will teach the others a lesson. The Catholic faith has a lot to answer for, especially as it's responsible for making me so bitter and twisted...not that I ever had any of the experieces related to these gifts, of course... And for those of us here who really can't give a rat's left knacker for religion during the festive season, then here's an extremely appreciative form of worship that I know we will all be applying in our spiritual endeavours: The only problem here is -which do we try first? Or do we have them both at the same time? Ah, the guiding, grasping hand of faith that will make us stagger down the righteous path... __________________ And to quote 'Silence Of The Lambs' Buffalo Bill: "It rubs the lotion on the skin -or else it gets the hose again!"

December 4th, 2011, 08:29 AM	#509
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,919 Times in 10,563 Posts	One for you, Dingo Got a pallet of it in the van, let me know when you want it delivered. __________________

December 4th, 2011, 08:35 AM	#510
Warren G Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,473 Thanks: 5,632 Thanked 32,250 Times in 1,479 Posts	What? There's presents? We get presents?