Anyone got a frigid wife? - Page 3

MaxJoker · February 4th, 2011, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

So they say.... but he didn't fertilize Monroe. What can be the reason?

Maybe she`d been over fertilized for too many years already

Not exactly sure what i mean by that , but i`m positive in some cultures it`d be considered as funny

**dbailey** · February 4th, 2011, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

And yet he was so good with a bat

Are you confusing joe with Ozzy Osbourne?

**palo5** · February 4th, 2011, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Not exactly sure what i mean by that

Well, he didn't make Monroe's eggs do anything productive, so far as we know

Not that this was your fault, of course

imracerx · February 4th, 2011, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

So they say.... but he didn't fertilize Monroe. What can be the reason?

Fifty-six consecutive games.... That boy was tired.

**palo5** · February 4th, 2011, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by imracerx

Fifty-six consecutive games.... That boy was tired.

Yes, it must have been much worse than fifty-six 50-km ski events, or even 56 ski-jumps -- how did he survive so long, waiting for people to throw balls at him, it must have been terrible

Actually, I think a lot of men could have got it up for Monroe, and they worked a lot harder than di Maggio ever did

**knobby109** · February 4th, 2011, 05:27 PM

I wouldn't say my wife's frigid but a light comes on when she opens her legs.

**keefriff** · February 4th, 2011, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Yes, it must have been much worse than fifty-six 50-km ski events, or even 56 ski-jumps -- how did he survive so long, waiting for people to throw balls at him, it must have been terrible

Actually, I think a lot of men could have got it up for Monroe, and they worked a lot harder than di Maggio ever did

Joe DiMaggio set the record in American baseball for most consecutive games with a base hit at 56. It is a record that has stood since 1941 and is thought by many baseball fans to be a record close to impossible to break in today's game. So the guy had a little more going for him than just Norma Jean.

**palo5** · February 4th, 2011, 10:29 PM

We know he had the celebrity cult going for him. But that's just about money. The question is why he didn't fertilize Monroe, and whether he was on steroids and couldn't

tafkab · February 5th, 2011, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Maybe she`d been over fertilized for too many years already

Not exactly sure what i mean by that , but i`m positive in some cultures it`d be considered as funny

Did'nt she had an abortion in her very early years ?

**Mal Hombre** · February 5th, 2011, 08:49 AM

Monroe used to have truly horrendous period pains,So much so that She was recommended to have a hysterectomy,She refused because She desperately wanted children but maybe She was infertile.Her marriage to DiMaggio was a career move for Her only ,She announced her intention to marry Arthur Miller one day to a friend shortly beforehand.

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knobby109 Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,736 Thanks: 144 Thanked 14,338 Times in 1,702 Posts	I wouldn't say my wife's frigid but a light comes on when she opens her legs.

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palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	We know he had the celebrity cult going for him. But that's just about money. The question is why he didn't fertilize Monroe, and whether he was on steroids and couldn't