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Old April 26th, 2013, 06:43 PM   #11
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Actually, they use chainsaws rather than knives, and real slow
Does that mean they just start sawing without the chainsaws working?
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Does that mean they just start sawing without the chainsaws working?
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Could you imagine the conversation he'd have at airport security?
It would be short and sweet and he'd be on the street.
On the plus side, He would be soooo popular in prison.

The Cat Man died last year.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012...-kill-himself/

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With his overgrown fingernails, fangs and striped skin tone, Avner was said to be a highly recognizable figure in his neighborhood.

He was highly recognizable!!! Really?
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The Cat Man died last year.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012...-kill-himself/

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With his overgrown fingernails, fangs and striped skin tone, Avner was said to be a highly recognizable figure in his neighborhood.

He was highly recognizable!!! Really?
Did He die or was He put to sleep ?
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Did He die or was He put to sleep ?

I heard he choked to death on fur balls

Guess he should have checked out this thread



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