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Old January 18th, 2009, 08:59 AM   #1
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Old January 18th, 2009, 09:25 AM   #2
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The scene on the german Cover :
They just destroyed the dangerous Postmans Car in the Background
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..."Must bring own weapons"!!!
Maybe the guy already knows where they are going, or he`s not sure of timemachines presets, so he fears same sort of events as there was in "Twelve Monkeys"!!!
Or maybe they are just going straight to time of dragons, Cacodemons* and bats with wings 9 meters wide with 35 mm plasma-machineguns and stuff like that.
As the used cars salesman in "True Lies" said: "Fear is not an option"!

*http://doom.wikia.com/wiki/Cacodemon
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They didn't look like Freaks - was I manipulated ???
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erm... ok, you lot, so what should we do?

You believe this guy. yeah?

clearly I think he's a nut case. But you are my friends & if you believe time travel is possible ... well. I'd have to go with you - you lot, being friends.

Still think he crazy, tho.

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Hi Friends,
it' all easy - thanks, I am ok .

A few Items of my Post were delayed by a 'Wormhole' (!) ...

Pic1: Basics - Albert Einstein, Nathan Rosen, 1935


Pic2: Lost Items ( green )


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"I have only done this once before".
He needs extra muscle because he mentions weapons. Maybe he have localized very hostile people in there.So here we have a experienced time-traveller. Or maybe gravitation-drive is f%#*ed-up like it was on "Event Horizon" so he needs company if you get stucked in wormhole. But I believe that there`s no need for panic because Mr. Time-ranger had time to make an classified ad. Maybe It`s from newspaper which isn`t published yet. So, Kiwi where did youget that ad?

If I ever need tough sidekick to fight against time-bandits, I never put an ad to local newspaper. Maybe I would search them from net`s "hategroups" or among fanatic revisionists!

But I told this week ago.
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USA has a black president so time travel is possible,Santa lives in North Pole and so on...
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Some genuine thoughts ...
http://www.thekeyboard.org.uk/Is%20t...20possible.htm

and more nonsense ...

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