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May 26th, 2013, 12:11 PM | #622 |
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The oldest one I know, credited to Gomer Pyle:
"Surprise, surprise, surprise, that ain't my finger!"
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May 26th, 2013, 03:42 PM | #623 |
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Day (and night) release
They used to laugh at me in Broadmoor you know
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May 27th, 2013, 06:03 PM | #624 |
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If i didn`t know better i`d swear Tab`s was pulling, a fast one !.
1363 ~ Hey are you sure that`s your Clitoris ?, as i`ve never known any be so large nor after spooning leave me with such a sore-arse !.
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May 27th, 2013, 06:33 PM | #625 |
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1364 I would like to take credit for that, but it's just the cat that, thinking it smelled fish, crept under the blankets and....
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May 27th, 2013, 07:18 PM | #626 |
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1365.No Sadly that is a third leg...
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1366. 'Ring ring..' I'd better answer that, they said they'd ring me before they turned off my wife's ventilator..'
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1367 ~ Ooooh babe darling girl do you know what i love about you ?, nothing , bloody nothing !.
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1368 - This isn't apartment 23-B, this is the 22-B, I gotta go!
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1369 ~ Ugh ugh dat`s it bitch take it all, huh ?, huh ? , hell yes i`m inside now !!!.
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