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May 26th, 2018, 09:08 PM
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4354
Room for a little one ?
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May 26th, 2018, 11:38 PM
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4355
"Oh...OOOH...OOOOKLAAAAHOMMMAAA" |
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May 28th, 2018, 08:52 PM
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4356:
I hold your hand when we're at the movies, while on an amusement park ride, or when going for walks, but if I have to hold your hand while you're wanking me off then I may as well do it myself! 
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May 28th, 2018, 09:12 PM
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I think you sprung a leak.
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June 5th, 2018, 11:22 AM
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4358:
Your mother has no problem deep throating it and your sister has no problem taking it up the ass, so what's your problem?  
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June 5th, 2018, 02:53 PM
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4359:
You're not going to be too long are you sweetheart because the football starts in ten minutes? |
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June 6th, 2018, 01:48 PM
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Talk dirty to me baby.....in Klingon
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June 6th, 2018, 03:29 PM
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4361 - feels like you need an oil change
4362 - the mole on your back is getting bigger 4363 - thank the gods i forgot my glasses 4364 - do you think your friend gina would fuck me? 4365 - hey, that's the trick your mom does
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June 7th, 2018, 04:04 PM
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"Damn you Greenman !"
4366 ~ Hmmm now I`m not inseminating you`re cheating Babe . Only empty pork scratching packets dotted around the floor , and you've a pussy so stretched out it could accommodate a bowling ball without lube ?
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June 7th, 2018, 07:28 PM
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Maybe going outside and sitting on the fire plug and bouncing up and down on it a couple of dozen times might satisfy you! 
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