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cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,775 Times in 36,682 Posts	1864. Its fortunate that I do enough moving for the both of us during sex because if I had to reply upon you the buzzards would be flying overhead! __________________

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1864. Its fortunate that I do enough moving for the both of us during sex because if I had to reply upon you the buzzards would be flying overhead!

1864a, Come to think of it, buzzards are more attractive than you

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September 15th, 2015, 05:25 PM	#1684
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September 17th, 2015, 06:15 AM	#1685
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