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July 16th, 2015, 01:37 PM	#1631
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July 16th, 2015, 05:34 PM	#1632
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July 18th, 2015, 12:35 PM	#1633
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1621: Sorry but I prefer my crabs cooked and on a plate

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July 19th, 2015, 04:11 PM	#1635
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1622, Don't worry about the revolver, I ain't gonna kill ya, why would I want the RSPCA after me

1623.It's for Me,I can't live with the memory...

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July 20th, 2015, 01:28 PM	#1637
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July 20th, 2015, 02:08 PM	#1638
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July 20th, 2015, 02:24 PM	#1639
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