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July 16th, 2015, 01:37 PM | #1631 |
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1619 ~ Honestly I've never had this sort of "Failure to perform" issue before. Mind you I'd never seen you naked until now . Ugggh my eyes my eyes !..
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July 16th, 2015, 05:34 PM | #1632 |
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1620.I'm not saying that You're unattractive but My penis is retracting into My body....
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July 18th, 2015, 12:35 PM | #1633 |
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July 18th, 2015, 06:09 PM | #1634 |
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1621a: ... but holy shit you've got lobsters!
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July 19th, 2015, 04:11 PM | #1635 |
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1622, Don't worry about the revolver, I ain't gonna kill ya, why would I want the RSPCA after me
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July 19th, 2015, 05:24 PM | #1636 |
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1623.It's for Me,I can't live with the memory...
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July 20th, 2015, 01:28 PM | #1637 |
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1624: I had my penis chopped off and turned inside out to make a pussy...what's your excuse for that barnacle-encrusted bearded clam?
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July 20th, 2015, 02:08 PM | #1638 |
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1625 ~ Huh what ?. Sorry beloved my mind was elsewhere. Only wish me and my knob were too !.
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1626, Yep, It's true I first saw ya on facebook, but now looking at ya, and it's size, you should be on assbook.
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July 20th, 2015, 02:35 PM | #1640 |
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Well she did make the mistake of asking what I thought she was thinking. Exactly. Don`t shoot the
1627 ~ No honey pie , I`m not put off by your freaky lopsided boobs . Oh that wasn't what you were thinking ?. Ahem. Then forget I spoke.
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