Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 401

**scoundrel** · April 23rd, 2016, 10:59 PM

Wyatt Earp: So what brings you into town Doc?
Doc Holliday: I missed your company Wyatt.
Big Nose Kate: This is where the money is now.
Doc Holliday: Besides, since you probably already know,...there was an unfortunate misunderstanding in Texas and I figured it was a good time to move on. [pause] I'll check in my gun as soon as we've found ourselves a good hotel.

Doc Holliday rides calmly away with Big Nose Kate.

Bat Masterson: Maybe you should make him check in his knife as well, Wyatt. I heard he cut that man in Texas all the way down from his belly to his dick.

Wyatt Earp (1994)

**mizlaplan** · April 24th, 2016, 07:10 AM

Sam, Cafe Proprietor: What'll you have?
John J. Macreedy: What've you got?
Sam, Cafe Proprietor: Chili and beans.
John J. Macreedy: Anything else?
Sam, Cafe Proprietor: Chili without beans.

John J. Macreedy: [to the town mortician] Mind not looking at me like that?
Doc T.R. Velie Jr.: Like what?
John J. Macreedy: Like a potential customer.
Doc T.R. Velie Jr.: Huh. Everyone is. I get 'em comin' and goin'.

**ruffroundedges** · April 24th, 2016, 12:42 PM

From one of the best Western's ever made The Magnificent Seven:

Chico: Ah, that was the greatest shot I've ever seen.
Britt: The worst! I was aiming at the horse.

**andw** · April 25th, 2016, 01:46 PM

Francisco Goya - "Imagination abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters: united with her, she is the mother of the arts and the source of her wonders."

MaxJoker · April 25th, 2016, 02:45 PM

Sure hard work never killed anybody , but why take the chance ?

~ Edgar Bergen

Don't put off until tomorrow , what you can do the day after tomorrow

~ Mark Twain

Sheldon

~ Mr Grunwald

IronHerder · April 25th, 2016, 03:20 PM

These are a few of my favourite quotes

These are some quotes by authors unknown to me. If you know who should get credit, please send me a message so that a small fraction of my fathomless ignorance will be cured. On the other side of the coin, I have no reluctance to 'improve' anonymous quotes and make them mine. Sort of.

Good news is just life’s way of keeping you off balance

The Good old days were not that good

A Good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow

Good sound reasons are often obfuscated by reasons that sound good

A Good speech has a good start and a good ending, both kept as close together as possible

A Good spouse will stand by you through all of the troubles that you wouldn’t have had if single

Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your children

The Grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed

A Great salesman can make his wife feel sorry for the poor gal who lost her bra and panties in his car

A Half truth is a whole lie

**trailmaster** · April 26th, 2016, 01:10 PM

"Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges --- Cicero

"In Times of war, the law falls silent

"Sic Semper Tyrannis" John Wilkes Booth after killing Abraham Lincoln

"Death To Tyrants"

Apologies if this is a duplicate post

**Mal Hombre** · April 27th, 2016, 04:49 PM

**Arturo2nd** · April 27th, 2016, 05:04 PM

Churchill had a really quick wit as in several exchages with upper crust women.

"Sir Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison you."
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

'Why, Sir Winsyton, you are drunk!."
"And, you, madam, are ugly. In the morning I shall be sober."

MaxJoker · April 27th, 2016, 05:21 PM

It may be that your sole purpose in life is to simply serve as a warning to others

~ John Kirinrich

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect

~ Benny Hill

I`d like to kill you , but I haven't got time right now

~ Yossarian

April 23rd, 2016, 10:59 PM	#4001
scoundrel Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: England Posts: 26,232 Thanks: 162,370 Thanked 278,317 Times in 26,177 Posts	Wyatt Earp: So what brings you into town Doc? Doc Holliday: I missed your company Wyatt. Big Nose Kate: This is where the money is now. Doc Holliday: Besides, since you probably already know,...there was an unfortunate misunderstanding in Texas and I figured it was a good time to move on. [pause] I'll check in my gun as soon as we've found ourselves a good hotel. Doc Holliday rides calmly away with Big Nose Kate. Bat Masterson: Maybe you should make him check in his knife as well, Wyatt. I heard he cut that man in Texas all the way down from his belly to his dick. Wyatt Earp (1994) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 24th, 2016, 07:10 AM	#4002
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,981 Thanked 31,897 Times in 2,528 Posts	Bad Day at Black Rock Sam, Cafe Proprietor: What'll you have? John J. Macreedy: What've you got? Sam, Cafe Proprietor: Chili and beans. John J. Macreedy: Anything else? Sam, Cafe Proprietor: Chili without beans. John J. Macreedy: [to the town mortician] Mind not looking at me like that? Doc T.R. Velie Jr.: Like what? John J. Macreedy: Like a potential customer. Doc T.R. Velie Jr.: Huh. Everyone is. I get 'em comin' and goin'. __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust.

April 24th, 2016, 12:42 PM	#4003
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,991 Times in 5,282 Posts	From one of the best Western's ever made The Magnificent Seven: Chico: Ah, that was the greatest shot I've ever seen. Britt: The worst! I was aiming at the horse. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 25th, 2016, 02:45 PM	#4005
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,395 Times in 69,067 Posts	Sure hard work never killed anybody , but why take the chance ? ~ Edgar Bergen Don't put off until tomorrow , what you can do the day after tomorrow ~ Mark Twain Sheldon ~ Mr Grunwald __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 25th, 2016, 03:20 PM	#4006
IronHerder Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Fly Over State, USA Posts: 131 Thanks: 5,115 Thanked 2,923 Times in 131 Posts	These are a few of my favourite quotes These are a few of my favourite quotes These are some quotes by authors unknown to me. If you know who should get credit, please send me a message so that a small fraction of my fathomless ignorance will be cured. On the other side of the coin, I have no reluctance to 'improve' anonymous quotes and make them mine. Sort of. Good news is just life’s way of keeping you off balance The Good old days were not that good A Good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow Good sound reasons are often obfuscated by reasons that sound good A Good speech has a good start and a good ending, both kept as close together as possible A Good spouse will stand by you through all of the troubles that you wouldn’t have had if single Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your children The Grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed A Great salesman can make his wife feel sorry for the poor gal who lost her bra and panties in his car A Half truth is a whole lie __________________ "Never willfully ignore beauty, because we have a moral and religious obligation to appreciate God's creation" (copyright 2011, IronHerder)

April 25th, 2016, 01:46 PM	#4004
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,867 Thanks: 1,042,777 Thanked 52,313 Times in 3,824 Posts	Francisco Goya - "Imagination abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters: united with her, she is the mother of the arts and the source of her wonders."

April 26th, 2016, 01:10 PM	#4007
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,873 Thanks: 1,328,791 Thanked 707,011 Times in 60,047 Posts	"Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges --- Cicero "In Times of war, the law falls silent "Sic Semper Tyrannis" John Wilkes Booth after killing Abraham Lincoln "Death To Tyrants" Apologies if this is a duplicate post

April 27th, 2016, 04:49 PM	#4008
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 772,459 Thanked 855,387 Times in 57,545 Posts	Some Choice Insults... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 27th, 2016, 05:04 PM	#4009
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,464 Times in 8,946 Posts	Churchill had a really quick wit as in several exchages with upper crust women. "Sir Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison you." "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." 'Why, Sir Winsyton, you are drunk!." "And, you, madam, are ugly. In the morning I shall be sober."

April 27th, 2016, 05:21 PM	#4010
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,395 Times in 69,067 Posts	It may be that your sole purpose in life is to simply serve as a warning to others ~ John Kirinrich Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect ~ Benny Hill I`d like to kill you , but I haven't got time right now ~ Yossarian __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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