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December 17th, 2016, 03:36 AM | #3221 | |
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I wish Arianna Grande would admit she's an auto tuned no talent fig and send me all the money she has earned. |
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December 18th, 2016, 04:24 AM | #3222 |
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Granted!!!!!!!! No contest. Unfortunately for you she already sank all her capital into Basket Weavers Incorporated and you receive enough to buy a Happy Meal without the toy.
I wish I could write a ballad that made all the women tear up with joy when they heard me sing and play it.
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December 18th, 2016, 08:34 PM | #3223 | |
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I wish my dreams of being a Rock God had come true. |
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December 18th, 2016, 10:52 PM | #3224 |
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I wish for no more winter ever in Chicago!! Last edited by trailmaster; June 20th, 2017 at 01:19 PM.. |
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December 19th, 2016, 10:06 AM | #3225 |
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Granted. Chicago is forever more the city of balmy days and mild nights with the occasional gentle rain. Not that you get to enjoy it. FOR LO! I AM A WRATHFUL GOD! and in exchange for my benevolence I demand that Chicagoans offer you up unto me as a fiery sacrifice.
I wish my bandmates and I had achieved the R&R stardom we thought was just around the corner when we were seventeen. Last edited by Sir Honkers; December 19th, 2016 at 10:14 AM.. Reason: spelling error |
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December 19th, 2016, 10:29 PM | #3226 |
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Wish granted, however, you did not learn your lesson the last time. When you mess with the timeline there are always catastrophes. You and your band are seventeen again, but you're not on Earth anymore. Instead you're on the planet known as Clatazuno and here 17 Earth years are equal to only 10 years.
I wish I had wings like one of the X-Men, so I could soar like a bird. Last edited by trailmaster; June 20th, 2017 at 01:18 PM.. |
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December 20th, 2016, 12:04 AM | #3227 | |
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I wish some fool would believe my snow banks are actual banks and buy them from me. |
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December 20th, 2016, 11:21 AM | #3228 |
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Granted.
But your stock is too little and you can't afford the commands I and all people interested bought. So you finish as Goldman sachs and co. I wish I invented a dream machine who allows you to choose yours! |
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December 20th, 2016, 08:16 PM | #3229 | |
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I wish that chocolate snowballs, rum truffles, rum and raisin balls, gingerbread, pudding and custard and all the other Christmas goodies I eat a tad too much of, were healthy, lowered cholesterol levels and made you lose weight. |
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December 20th, 2016, 10:41 PM | #3230 |
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Wish granted. All those goodies you love so much are now much lower in fat, cholesterol and sugar, but they still taste just as good, however, they have two ingredients that they did not have before. One is something that makes them addictive so you can't stop eating them, and something else that makes you start to lose weight. After eating these goodies for just a few days your weight has gone down by 20 pounds. You get afraid so you start eating much more of your regular food. Your stuffing yourself with giant pizzas, ten bottles of beer every day. Foot long hotdogs, and huge hamburgers with all the toppings, but still you're losing more than 10 pounds a day. After a few weeks you look like a concentration camp survivor. You weigh only 70 pounds. You're ribs show through your chest and you can hardly walk because of so much muscle loss. After a few more days you start to scream and fall to the ground, and your body just distintegrates into blood and bone dust.
I wish I was very rich and lived in a mansion filled with 20 bedrooms, and each bedroom would have a different beautiful huge breasted woman who would want to make bunny love to me. A different woman each night!! |
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