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March 14th, 2011, 05:54 PM | #11 |
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You could stand next to Me while You while You do it and You'd look petite by comparison.
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March 14th, 2011, 06:18 PM | #12 |
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Masturbate 5 minutes daily and live 5 years longer....
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March 14th, 2011, 06:26 PM | #13 |
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What about LEG men like me, do we get any extra time on this earth?
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March 14th, 2011, 06:33 PM | #14 |
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danton's curse
I'm so old I can remember being told it would make me blind ... Who turned the lights off?
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March 14th, 2011, 06:40 PM | #15 |
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So that's Bruce Forsyth's secret out then?
Strangely the idea of living to be god knows what age only to be surrounded by similarly aged blokes constantly tugging away does fuck all for me. |
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March 14th, 2011, 06:44 PM | #16 |
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seriously though, financial crisis, civil unrest in the middle east and earth quakes in the southern hemisphere and researchers hav got time to look at tits! wish I'd paid more attention at school!
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March 14th, 2011, 06:55 PM | #17 |
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March 14th, 2011, 07:08 PM | #18 |
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And hairy palms No sex education at my school except for swaps of club, men only etc. I did get hold of a Swedish mag one time and nearly did go blind! My dick was well exercised I can tell you. It was the only time I got wankers cramp I was 14/15 at the time. The bag never emptied?
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March 14th, 2011, 07:18 PM | #19 |
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What's the point of an extra five years if you are blind!? I'm keeping my eyesight.
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March 14th, 2011, 07:26 PM | #20 |
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It seems like a daunting task, but I'm sure I can pull it off
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