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Old March 14th, 2011, 05:54 PM   #11
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Old March 14th, 2011, 06:18 PM   #12
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What about LEG men like me, do we get any extra time on this earth?
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Old March 14th, 2011, 06:33 PM   #14
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I'm so old I can remember being told it would make me blind ... Who turned the lights off?
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So that's Bruce Forsyth's secret out then?

Strangely the idea of living to be god knows what age only to be surrounded by similarly aged blokes constantly tugging away does fuck all for me.
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seriously though, financial crisis, civil unrest in the middle east and earth quakes in the southern hemisphere and researchers hav got time to look at tits! wish I'd paid more attention at school!
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I'm so old I can remember being told it would make me blind ... Who turned the lights off?
And hairy palms No sex education at my school except for swaps of club, men only etc. I did get hold of a Swedish mag one time and nearly did go blind! My dick was well exercised I can tell you. It was the only time I got wankers cramp I was 14/15 at the time. The bag never emptied?
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What's the point of an extra five years if you are blind!? I'm keeping my eyesight.
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It seems like a daunting task, but I'm sure I can pull it off
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