You Woke Up One Morning And - Page 2

**tygrkhat40** · September 3rd, 2011, 03:00 PM

Years ago there were two separate stories published in the National Lampoon: "My Penis" and "My Vagina." In one story a boy wakes up with female equipment and the other a girl wakes up with male equipment.

In both stories, the effect was temporary, but they have to deal with the unfamiliarity of their new genitalia. The boy has to deal with menstruation during a swim meet and the girl has to deal with spontaneous erections.

Estreeter · September 3rd, 2011, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

The boy has to deal with menstruation

I thought we already do

wowser · September 5th, 2011, 06:27 PM

I'd be very happy - it would save me having to live as a woman for 3 years before I can even be considered for GRS on the NHS.

**billybunter** · September 5th, 2011, 06:49 PM

Well your piss has to go somewhere

out the ears or mouth perhaps.

On a drunken fishing trip years ago we gaffa taped this guys dick to his arse. Not very nice with hindsight

but he woke up at 4am or something needing a piss and...well use your imagination

MasterMike · September 5th, 2011, 07:28 PM

Like the guy in "Frankenhooker" who woke up on the opeating table and yelled, "WHERE'S MY JOHNSON?!"

**tygrkhat40** · September 5th, 2011, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Well your piss has to go somewhere

out the ears or mouth perhaps.

On a drunken fishing trip years ago we gaffa taped this guys dick to his arse. Not very nice with hindsight

but he woke up at 4am or something needing a piss and...well use your imagination

Billy, that's cruel. Funny, but cruel.

BTW, what woke you up? His screams of confusion or the screams of pain as he pulled the tape from his ass?

**billybunter** · September 6th, 2011, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Billy, that's cruel. Funny, but cruel.

BTW, what woke you up? His screams of confusion or the screams of pain as he pulled the tape from his ass?

WW3 wouldn't have woke me. I was pissed out my brain.

**palo5** · September 6th, 2011, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

No balls.
No testosterone.
No complaints.
You'll grow breasts to play with.

Breasts are toys for men, sweaty. Would you really want men to play with them? - because you know they would want to. How would you fight back if you had no balls and no testosterone?

**tygrkhat40** · September 6th, 2011, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

How would you fight back if you had no balls and no testosterone?

I have three sisters and they had no compunction about getting physical in a fight. My older sister still has a scar from where our middle sister clawed a large chunk of skin out of her arm. The older sister excuses this by saying she was trying to kill the middle sister at the time.

MaxJoker · February 12th, 2013, 03:14 PM

Damn if i woke up with no penis i wouldn`t know what to think

Other than the Ex was back

Although if she wasn`t and my tiny forlorn soldier had simply departed i suppose i`d just have to adapt.

Might be easier if my balls had vanished as well.

Then i`d chose a career as a politician

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September 5th, 2011, 07:28 PM	#15
MasterMike Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: New Mexico Posts: 59 Thanks: 3,895 Thanked 424 Times in 47 Posts	Like the guy in "Frankenhooker" who woke up on the opeating table and yelled, "WHERE'S MY JOHNSON?!"