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Old 07-27-2008, 12:29 AM   #1
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Even booze hounds need to have goals in life so, I decided to come up with a list of the 10 things that every true drinker should accomplish before they die. Not every item on the list requires drinking massive quantities of alcohol. Once you have covered every item on this list you will be a well rounded drinker who should have a shit-ton of good stories to tell. Personally I can put a check mark next to six of these so it looks like I still have some work to do. Figure out where you stand and then plan your weekends accordingly.

Case In A Day - 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I prefer to think not. You need to sit down with a couple of friends and a couple of cases and power through the day and the case. People that have never done this think itís easy and the people that have, know itís not. Added Difficulty: Keep a hand written journal of what you are doing each time you crack a beer. Bonus Points: If anything is legible after beer 17.

Run The Taps At A BarÖ Conditions: must have 12 or more taps. This is pretty self explanatory. Belly up to the bar and order a single pint of every beer they have on tap one after the other. You are going to get to try a lot of new beers and chances are you will be piss drunk before the sun goes down.

Century Club - Pretty simple, 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes without puking. Much like the case in a day challenge people always think this is easy until they actually try it. 60 seconds starts feeling like 5 seconds once you pass the 70 minute mark.

Brew Your Own Beer - Yeah it might not taste that great and you will be ďthat guyĒ that makes all your friends try their shitty brew but every true booze hound has to give it a shot at least once.

Pub Crawl Conditions: 12 or more pubs covering at least 1 mile. There is nothing better than getting a big group of friends together on a sunny day and catching a buzz while going on a walk. A beer at each stop with a short walk in between and you will be primed for a night of debauchery.

Go To An AA Meeting at least once you should see how the other half lives. Learn a lesson from Charlie Kelly, throw out your beer before you actually get into the meeting. If you donít somebody will rat you out.

Learn Something About Wine And I donít mean memorizing the flavors of Franzia, Carlo Rossi or Charles Shaw. Go on a wine tour and actually pay attention (without pounding Busch Lights between wineries) or go to a multi-course meal where they pair a wine with each course and explain why they go together. The knowledge will pay off each and every time you take a lady out for a nice dinner.

Black Out Before Noon - Just once get out of bed at 9 a.m. and crack a beer instead of having your morning Tropicana. There are a finite number of years in life where you can get drunk before noon and not feel like a total douche about it the next day. If you are a college football fan then this is easy to accomplish. If beer isnít your bag first thing in the A.M. then I would recommend a Boones Farm Strawberry Hill. Itís slightly fruity, high in booze and fan-fucking-tastic.

Oktoberfest in Germany - As someone whoís been there twice, trust me in terms of a unique alcohol experience, itís pretty unparalleled. Any place where you can puke on the floor under your table, and one waitress jokes with you while she cleans it up and another brings you another beer is unique in my book. You havenít lived until youíve seen a girl throw up while making out with some dude so that it squirts out the side of their mouths. Gross but hilarious. ĖMr. Wonka

Scotch - learn to drink scotch either on the rocks or neat. Much like golf, it is a pain in the ass to learn, but it will pay off in the business world. While you are at it, learn the difference between bourbon and whiskey so that you donít look like a total fucking hayseed. If you really want to get a gold star on your chart learn the difference between a blend and single malt as well.
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Old 07-27-2008, 12:32 AM   #2
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^ I'll drink to that.
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Not everybodies taste, but I suggest trying out the selection of tequilas in a true New Mexico bar.

Just read them all. Shots of beer = gay teenage stuff. I fu**ing hate that stuff. Drink it down ffs.

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Also try:

1. Your first beer before seven in the morning, not a namby-pamby nine o'clock. Have done this several times at motorsport events such as the British Grand Prix and then slept throughout the race. Place to see the very early starters is the big V8 Touring Car race at Bathurst.

2. Run through the spirit optics, or the standing spirit bottles behind the optics.

I tried to run the spirit bottles at a bar in Canberra. Blacked out less than a third of the way through the top shelf.
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Used to work shifts in the Navy and on our 3-days off we would go for a booze breakfast after a 12-hour shift! Superb. Also had all night sessions and then breakfast in a pub in Glasgow!
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