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Old July 25th, 2015, 11:48 AM   #1
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Cool Why would you ban the user above you?

Why would you ban the user above you?

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Old July 25th, 2015, 01:32 PM   #2
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'Cause I don't trust ninjas...unless they're working for me...and even then...
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Old July 25th, 2015, 01:40 PM   #3
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JUST TO TASTE THE ULTIMATE POWER OF VEF MOD-DEM ................. !!!!!!!!!!!


(loud witch like cackling heard throughout the desert for days hence...........)

plus i always thought tigers were sly little buggers who needed a slap now and then.
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Old July 26th, 2015, 08:28 PM   #4
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To send him packing back to the land of pharaohs (GPS'd of course)
Follow him to where his riches are stashed ... Loot those treasures
Purchase V.E.F...appoint myself lord god king and ruler then ban anyone I really didn't like.

Mahahahahahahahahahaha
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Old July 27th, 2015, 01:22 AM   #5
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for smoking on the forum
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Old July 27th, 2015, 03:25 AM   #6
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For pushing forum rules. No smoking....

Btw forget the cigar in the picture...
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Old July 27th, 2015, 11:55 AM   #7
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For not offering me a cigar
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Old July 27th, 2015, 01:33 PM   #8
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I ban you for not managing my waste. I still have to bring my trash outside myself, what a bad service
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Old July 27th, 2015, 02:27 PM   #9
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I ban you for not managing my waste. I still have to bring my trash outside myself, what a bad service
Then I'll in turn ban you for expecting me to actually get off my ass and do something physical
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