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**USBPepsi** · October 16th, 2010, 12:09 PM

"You say the pizzas will come to thirty dollars, and there's no way I can talk you down on the price? Well... just go ahead and deliver them, and we'll see how it goes from there."

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Originally posted by Rangertom1357, Sexy 70's & 80's hair #454

**USBPepsi** · October 16th, 2010, 12:28 PM

"I'm looking for more info on this lady. I'm a twenty-two year old male who believes in reincarnation. I've always felt that I was a large-breasted woman with a bouffant in a previous life. If anyone knows the name of this model, or if she died in 1988, please PM me."

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Originally posted by marlon, Marlon's 'Don't know where else to put them' small vintage sets #1458

**USBPepsi** · October 16th, 2010, 12:53 PM

"You know what, I don't care if my friend Julie said you were a great gynecologist. You ask me to wear stockings to my appointment, and then you tell me I'm going to be examined sitting in your easy chair... I'm not going on with this until I see a medical degree!"

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Originally posted by marlon, Big Hairy Pussy challenge #1651

**USBPepsi** · October 16th, 2010, 01:30 PM

"Hi. Long-time reader, first time poster. I was wondering if anyone could tell me what kind of plant that is behind those naked people. I fucked a plant like that once when I was in college, and I'd like to find another like it."

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Originally posted by Al Gebra, Cee Cee Magazines #264

**USBPepsi** · October 16th, 2010, 01:42 PM

"Kirk to Enterprise. Kirk to Enterprise. I took care of that big lizard, so you can beam me u... HOLY SHIT! Um, cancel Enterprise, there's something I need to investigate. Kirk out."

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Originally posted by Ded Bob, Hairy girls of today #1603

**USBPepsi** · October 16th, 2010, 02:16 PM

The other girls hated Sheila. She never found any Easter eggs, but every year she won the contest.

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Originally posted by Spicoli, Missile Boobs #113

**USBPepsi** · October 18th, 2010, 11:46 AM

"DESTROY! DESTROY! DE... PENETRATE! PENETRATE!"

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Originally posted by baldbeaver, Dr Who Babes #76

**USBPepsi** · October 18th, 2010, 12:06 PM

In an alternate universe...

"Suddenly, Charles Manson didn't feel so much like killing. And everyone lived happily ever after."

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Originally posted by mogli63, Cee Cee Magazines #269

**USBPepsi** · October 18th, 2010, 02:11 PM

It was always the same for Steve. He'd think he was going to get laid, and then he'd suddenly realize that an ancient Aztec cult wanted to sacrifice him.

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Originally posted by will, Amateur Wives and Girlfriends #7347

**USBPepsi** · October 20th, 2010, 01:52 PM

First Rule of Sex Toys: If it goes all the way through you, it's too big.

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Originally posted by Rangertom1357, Amateur Wives and Girlfriends #7401

October 16th, 2010, 12:28 PM	#12
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	Deleted Requests to VEF: Part One "I'm looking for more info on this lady. I'm a twenty-two year old male who believes in reincarnation. I've always felt that I was a large-breasted woman with a bouffant in a previous life. If anyone knows the name of this model, or if she died in 1988, please PM me." --- Originally posted by marlon, Marlon's 'Don't know where else to put them' small vintage sets #1458 __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy.

October 16th, 2010, 12:53 PM	#13
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	"You know what, I don't care if my friend Julie said you were a great gynecologist. You ask me to wear stockings to my appointment, and then you tell me I'm going to be examined sitting in your easy chair... I'm not going on with this until I see a medical degree!" --- Originally posted by marlon, Big Hairy Pussy challenge #1651 __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy.

October 16th, 2010, 01:42 PM	#15
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	"Kirk to Enterprise. Kirk to Enterprise. I took care of that big lizard, so you can beam me u... HOLY SHIT! Um, cancel Enterprise, there's something I need to investigate. Kirk out." --- Originally posted by Ded Bob, Hairy girls of today #1603 __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy.

October 18th, 2010, 11:46 AM	#17
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	"DESTROY! DESTROY! DE... PENETRATE! PENETRATE!" --- Originally posted by baldbeaver, Dr Who Babes #76 __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy.

October 18th, 2010, 12:06 PM	#18
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	In an alternate universe... "Suddenly, Charles Manson didn't feel so much like killing. And everyone lived happily ever after." -- Originally posted by mogli63, Cee Cee Magazines #269 __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy.

October 16th, 2010, 12:09 PM	#11
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	"You say the pizzas will come to thirty dollars, and there's no way I can talk you down on the price? Well... just go ahead and deliver them, and we'll see how it goes from there." -- Originally posted by Rangertom1357, Sexy 70's & 80's hair #454 __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy.

October 16th, 2010, 01:30 PM	#14
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	Deleted Requests to VEF: Part Two "Hi. Long-time reader, first time poster. I was wondering if anyone could tell me what kind of plant that is behind those naked people. I fucked a plant like that once when I was in college, and I'd like to find another like it." --- Originally posted by Al Gebra, Cee Cee Magazines #264 __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy.

October 16th, 2010, 02:16 PM	#16
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	The other girls hated Sheila. She never found any Easter eggs, but every year she won the contest. --- Originally posted by Spicoli, Missile Boobs #113 __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy.

October 18th, 2010, 02:11 PM	#19
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	It was always the same for Steve. He'd think he was going to get laid, and then he'd suddenly realize that an ancient Aztec cult wanted to sacrifice him. -- Originally posted by will, Amateur Wives and Girlfriends #7347 __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy.

October 20th, 2010, 01:52 PM	#20
USBPepsi Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,435 Thanks: 62,015 Thanked 27,437 Times in 2,401 Posts	First Rule of Sex Toys: If it goes all the way through you, it's too big. --- Originally posted by Rangertom1357, Amateur Wives and Girlfriends #7401 __________________ The guy formerly known as that guy, now known as this guy.

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