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August 12th, 2015, 08:42 PM | #21 |
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May 11th, 2016, 12:59 PM | #22 |
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No insult intended, but my 94 year old Mom is kind of a slob. Just a few days after the cleaning women have cleaned the apartment, her bedroom looks as if it was hit by a tornado; hardcover books all over the bed and floor, tissues the same, mail all over the place, and our den ( where my computer is ) also gets messy. The main table next to the couch has candy wrappers everywhere, papers, books, recipes torn from newspapers, old newspapers, pencils, pens, and other stuff strewn all over.
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August 27th, 2016, 02:41 AM | #23 |
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I had heard about it but I never believed it until I did it. I lost the full sized keyboard for my pc for two days and eventually found it in my bed
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January 2nd, 2018, 06:51 PM | #24 |
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You listen to Oasis song 'The Importance Of Being Idle'
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September 15th, 2018, 12:27 AM | #25 |
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Last month I found a sunday supplement magazine on my bedroom floor, still in its plastic wrapper. The date was december 2009.
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November 8th, 2018, 08:37 AM | #26 |
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My sense of taste and smell are so shot I eat food that has gone off and end up vomiting a couple of times a year. When it happened recently there was no empty Pringles tube which I usually use so I puked into a small cardboard box that had been on my bedroom floor for the last five years. A friend visited and asked me if I had diposed of the box. After she left I wondered how much of a slob she thought I was. When she visits tomorrow I shall tell her I kept the box and ask her when her birthday is.
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November 14th, 2018, 12:59 AM | #28 |
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I am not sure if this counts a slob or genius. The battery for my remote seems weak so instead of walking fifteen feet, climbing twelve stairs, walking another fifteen feet to get fresh ones from a supply of two dozen.........I put them in my tea and then into the microwave for a minute. 50/50 if I drink the tea as I am not keen on tea that has been nuked.
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December 18th, 2018, 11:02 AM | #29 |
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Sometimes I find it easier to go out and buy another when I cant find something. I used to be an antiques dealer and an essential book is "an encyclopedia of pottery and porcelain marks"........I now have seven copies.
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January 2nd, 2019, 01:26 PM | #30 |
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I suppose I could empty the dishwasher and use it for washing dishes?
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