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June 23rd, 2013, 06:30 PM | #71 | |
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High atop London in his penthouse apartment in the Gherkin building stood a lonely figure petting a duck. Everything was proceeding as planned. Soon Herr Himmler would be joining him to dine and unwittingly providing the last clue to the location of the jade monkey. With the jade monkey and the eye of Osiris he would be unstoppable, nothing could go wrong, nothing! |
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July 5th, 2013, 05:25 PM | #72 | |
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Into the wide open waiting deep trouser pockets of Mal the Merciless. Who was satisfied that the fifty pesos he`d paid Prolapse the Mexican chamber maid to coat Jeff`s, Nin`s and Mr Bigs mustache combs with snuff ,had been money well spent. "Now the world will learn my power " Chuckled Mal , his muscular ideal weight frame shaking with maniacal mirth. " I am oniimpant , oonumpotent , ompootenti , errrrr great " He evilly declared, in a manner all evil and such like !. Crossing the street towards Mrs Miggins Pie Shoppe he felt everything was now within his grasp, especially her pork crackingly meaty special. When all of a sudden up popped a furious ......................
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July 5th, 2013, 05:43 PM | #73 |
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NIN , Ninjaturtle and Kelio.... The three of them got sick and tired of zero thanking requestors and leeches. So they came up with a plan... Tag Team Serial Killers NIN went first, drew a sabre and took off too, err, Belfast and................
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July 5th, 2013, 05:48 PM | #74 | |
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Duck"You left me , abandoned on the gherkin with no means of escape I had to cadge food from some very uncouth cock-a-ney pidgeons until i had learnt to fly" "Damn pigeions didn't even know how to spell pigeon they were so badly brunged-up & it's had an affect on mi pronunciations", quacked the wildfoul "Look, I thought you'd be alright up there - certainly better off than stuck with me", I replied "Anyway I'd arranged with oniimpa, oonumpotent, ompoot.. Omni-Mal to pick you up Saturday evening" the bird had now had an effect on my speech. "Adolf Himmler knows what has been affekting peeples' speach, yoo need to find him to get to the bottom of all this poo' grammar" so armed with this knowledge we set off for the City of.... Last edited by NIN; July 5th, 2013 at 05:50 PM.. Reason: Oooh, it looks like we are going to Belfast :) |
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July 7th, 2013, 03:04 PM | #75 | |
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Arhm, well judging by our ship, The Flying Duytchman I guess it must have been Hamburg. Shame was we turned right instead of left and ended up in WA. After a skilful crashlanding in the desert the chaps quickly got a blazing fire going in preparation for our evening repast. Turns out the ungrateful bastards were conspiring to put the pilot on it. Turning a blind eye to their bloody awful navigating that had got us into this mess in the first place. Luckily the Western Australian desert is the only place in the country with decent mobile coverage and I was able to get my friends in St Pauli on the Dog 'N Bone, see if they can organise a daring rescue mission. The Hamburgers were.... Mmmmmm.....Burgers...... |
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Soon afterwards, 2 of the red colored mods who are both overweight, only one far more than the other had a brilliant idea Burgers were stuck in their minds .... And, they heard that Greenmans parents were out of town and decided to erect an indoor BBQ in his attic and throw a party for all the VEF regulars
Then tried making some smallish burgers But that size needs a lot of heat and .................. Greenmans attic burned down Both of them did only what they know best .... They fled the scene For the safety of NIN's basement .... awaiting to be rescued by.........
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Even if you just want to chew on the arm. So wandering off into the WA wilkiderness, taking great detours to avoid the non-pub of Widgemooltha they decide to make camp at Kalgoorlie, (that was one hell of a walk), whereupon E tries to drive a tent peg into the ground only to find on his very first blow that he has discovered the largest gold nugget in the history of the world and due to there being next to no tax on mining in 'Straya he gets to keep most of it. Unfortunately due to Oz no longer having a car manufacturing industry, he's forced to carry it until he can either buy a quality second hand conveyance, or wait for an import. On we plod until.... |
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