WORST films you`ve ever seen EVER !

[Almero]

Night of the Living Dead 1990
What a piece of garbage!

[JollyHumper]

Originally Posted by Almero

Night of the Living Dead 1990
What a piece of garbage!

Is this the one with new, additional, footage?
Where the look of the footage doesn't match with the original footage at all?
And the acting (and added story) is so bad, the word bad doesn't deserve to be associated with it?

Jlly

[MaxJoker]

Does Cusack have an intensely serious gambling addiction and the Mafia threatening to break his legs into bite sized chunks

Only ask as if so then that`d make a modicum of sense as to why he done hurled himself so obviously painfully at this horrendous thing

Also why he looks so worriedly depressed throughout



The story (Such as it is) has been done far better by a hundred films you've already seen before. Where artificial intelligence decides humanity is the scrouge of this planet and so yadda yadda yawn blink Zzzzzzzzz.

Only different between all those films and this is that they had some sort of budget.



From beginning to fifty two minutes in (Hell no I couldn't watch any more) it`s cringe crap piss poor. Hasn't a single redeeming moment and stinks so bad I had to have a shower once I stopped it.



Still like him as , well it`s him

"Yet for shame Cusack , for shame "

[MaxJoker]

Abysmal



Only recognisable face was whatshisname from Peep Show. Although he`s becoming slowly unrecognisable , with every course of botox he ingests.
Seriously I've seen Squirrels carrying six nuts in their mouths with less pronounced bulging cheeks.

I`d rather watch lesbian vampire killers three times in a row in 3D (Mind Tiffany Mulheron has a cameo ) instead of seeing this pile of shite again



Plot () concerns a world where zombies are a known quantity and menace. A few immensely unlikable teenagers go on holiday and ............... Ugggggh who cares. All you need to know is "Avoid it". Because there are painfully duller than ditch water no actual horror on display totally unfunny zombie comedies and then there`s Ibiza Undead

[Silicone Carne]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

The trailer itself sucked big time when I saw it in July or August.
But I wanted to see this because of Emily Attack & Naomi Millbrank-Smith who are in the cast. But I think I'll use the fast forward button on the remote control.

[sledge]

The Dark Tower at WIKIPEDIA

not that worst i've ever seen, but a big disappointment for every Stephen King-Reader, Fan, maybe for Stephen King himself

I watched IT and liked it, but this Tower-Movie never should happened

[MaxJoker]

Uggggh and what was one of the first faces I saw

Ade Edmondson



Are they bloody kidding
Felt on a par impressed with that bit of casting as I did Harry Styles in Dunkirk

Won't go into any details since don't want to spoiler. Although in six months time (Mod willing we're all still alive) I shall.
For now let me just write that if you were expecting anything that was hinted at let alone set up in episode seven to be continued and followed through in this eighth installment.
Forget it.
Liked the Trailers
Forget them.
Remember Luke Skywalker`s personality
Pretend you don't.
Enjoy having your intelligence insulted and watching Disney movies
Then boy are you ever in luck.

While it`s true J. J. Abrams pretty much copied the original plot of Awakens from Star Wars. He appeared to have a rough plan of a story arch for certain characters.
For example.
We might learn about them with some backstory.
Rian Johnson however thought "Sod that" and ignored the set ups in number seven and nearly every other character apart from Kylo Ren and Ray.
I`d rather watch Clone Wars than the Last Jedi.
Yes (In my opinion) it`s that piss poor.
As in poorly written , thought out and executed.
Which is what needs to happen to Rian Johnson plus everybody who signed off on this travesty

"Deeeep breath , annnnnnd relax "

[bloke57]

This was actually on the telly today...weird, terrible comedy.

But!

It features music from the Graham Bond Organisation - a band which included Jack Bruce and a young drummer called Ginger Baker.

At one stage there is a drum battle featuring Baker and Beatles stand-in Andy White who famously replaced Ringo on the main version of "Love Me Do".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUwrjbeXK-0


What the f***!!

[Devius]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Uggggh and what was one of the first faces I saw

Ade Edmondson



Are they bloody kidding
Felt on a par impressed with that bit of casting as I did Harry Styles in Dunkirk

Won't go into any details since don't want to spoiler. Although in six months time (Mod willing we're all still alive) I shall.
For now let me just write that if you were expecting anything that was hinted at let alone set up in episode seven to be continued and followed through in this eighth installment.
Forget it.

"Deeeep breath , annnnnnd relax "

"The Last Jedi" has pi$$ed off a LOT of Star Wars fans It's been described as "an under-performing debacle" that "already looks like a dud".

Best comment for me, was on YouTube:

"Thanks, Disney, for murdering Star Wars."

[ManofKent]

Originally Posted by Devius

"The Last Jedi" has pi$$ed off a LOT of Star Wars fans It's been described as "an under-performing debacle" that "already looks like a dud".

Best comment for me, was on YouTube:

"Thanks, Disney, for murdering Star Wars."

Is it even worse then the Star Wars Christmas Special? (Strange how many of the fans-probably deliberately-forget that).