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Are you a despicably cheap bastard? If yes, this thread is for you.
I just finished having a shave - first one since Christmas Day [cue Chopin's death march in honour of the fallen stubble].
Shaving off three days stubble is quite interesting when you're using the same single-use disposable razor you cracked out of the packet in October. It's even more interesting when you don't bother with shaving products and just use a bar of soap. It requires patience and technique - you have to make inroads, a few millimetres at a time, a bit like destroying the Brazilian rain forest. Then you have to do the whole thing a second time, just as slowly and methodically as the first pass. Finally, if you did the first two passes well enough, you can go against the grain and remove the fine sandpaper bit. Being clean shaven feels slightly odd now. Why do I go to all this trouble? Am I minimising plastic pollution and saving the environment? Well, yes I am, but that's not why. I do this because the unit cost of a brand new disposable razor is at least 10p. about USD 14c, and I begrudge the money I spend on them. I am a cheap bastard. Do you -
If you score five or more from the above, you are a despicably cheap bastard. Come and join the brotherhood.
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It's the principal there are starving people around and I can't stand food waste. That said, I never have or will eat the waste food becomes Sorry, too much I guess
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It can be composted.
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I too am a bit of a freak when it comes to saving. I had an ex girlfriend who said that I could live up an Alley. (Not sure that she meant as a compliment, though I took it as one)
On the shaving issue, I too shave every other dayish using the same razor for months, though I do use hot water and a cheap foam. (only because if I don't I tend to cut my face to ribbons) On selling a car. I normally buy second hand diesel at auction with low road tax and therefore great fuel economy. (My current car is a Kia Ceed) But I usually sell within a year so as A. Cut down on maintenance fees B. I very often make a profit or minimise the depreciation. Most of my food I buy is when the supermarket has reduced it to rock bottom prices. (just a matter of knowing when they do their final reductions in the day l I think that I can be a non-paid up member of the tight fisted bastard club)
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Is that even a car I'd rather walk
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It cheaper than walking. (mind you not much faster)
In an ideal world with money no object I would probably have an Aston Martin but am so tight that I would still drive the Kia most of the time.
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You'd rather walk? How cheap is that?
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There is no such thing as a paid up member.
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Depends on how expensive your shoes are
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I have had to replace a pair of boots I bought in 2018 and wore virtually every day for over three years. They're walking boots, but I used them mainly as motorcycle boots, because when you put the word "motorcycle" or "marine/yachting" in front of anything, the item is identical but the price doubles.
Motorcycle trousers Motorcycle jacket Motorcycle gloves Motorcycle boots I have to buy the jacket because it actually is a specialised item, designed to minimise wind chill and with armour and toughened fabric to minimise gravel-rash whenever you throw the bike away. If you ride motorcycles, you will occasionally crash them, it is a law of nature. I buy cheap helmets because actually they're just as safe as the expensive ones and the main difference is in comfort and wind noise. Cotton wool deals with wind noise and provided the crash-hat isn't heavy [which is why I don't buy the very cheap ones] and the visor works cleanly, that's all I need. I have the same motorcycle trousers I bought in 2015. The waist elastic gave up the ghost, so I sewed a crimp into the waistband and they fit snugly and don't fall down. There were really big multiple tears on both legs where they snagged the footrests; so I sewed them even though that takes hours and hours. That brand of trouser used to cost £30 a pair and there's no decent ones in the shop now for less than £70 a pair, and they can combine sex with travel if they think they'll ever see £70 from me for a pair of motorcycle trousers. I use the boots because you must have something strong to shield your foot if the bike falls over. I once had a 220kg bike pin me to the road by my foot, and thanks to stout walking boots I hobbled a bit for a couple of minutes and then I walked away. I had a skip-lorry roll over my left foot at a traffic lights and got away with that because i had strong walking boots on. Also, "motorcycle boots" are nearly always crap for walking in, and I don't choose to spend money on a pair of boots I have to carry around when I'm walking, which means one pair of boots must do both jobs. The deceased pair started to leak water in heavy rain after an hour's continuous exposure - so I put carrier bags onto my feet before donning the boots and carried on. Then the bootlace on the left boot broke. I tied the two broken ends together and carried on. The sole on the left started to split from the upper - this is the foot which changes gears and so is constrantly being flexed. I superglued it back on and continued. A split began in the upper so I patched it with a bit of leather sewn in and carried on. But eventually, the whole left sole fell off and I admitted defeat. RIP my £44.99 walking boots. The new pair (same make and model) cost me £46.99. I am in deep mourning. It is important to get value out of walking, so I always buy the cheapest walking boots I can find which are still water resistant, comfortable and strong.
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